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jmowreader

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66. It's a little more creative than that

Thu Mar 9, 2017, 03:57 PM

Mar 2017

Her color progressively lightens from medium brown up around her ears to dirty blonde at the tips. The real advantage isn't that it looks "natural"...it's that grow-out isn't a problem because there's four inches of uncolored hair between the scalp and the treated hair. Naturally, no one in the National Capital Region (except, of course, all those people in the "Beauty Salons" section of the phone book) can do this so she HAS to fly a guy in from Beverly Hills to do it.

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"She flies in her hairdresser from Beverly Hills. He's responsible for her color." [View all] Miles Archer Mar 2017 OP

Let them eat Clairol. NT mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2017 #1

LOL underpants Mar 2017 #3

"I wonder what the poor-slob citizens are doing today?" - republican Comrade Casino & Spousal Unit Achilleaze Mar 2017 #27

Nice house... RainAndMoreRain Mar 2017 #52

If you are a gauche 3rd world despot and a Rococo French sex worker, sure. Maru Kitteh Mar 2017 #63

"A stupid person's idea of smart people." dchill Mar 2017 #82

Lots of gold, for sure, but it totally failed the Golden Ratio Brother Buzz Mar 2017 #70

I don't think she's physically attractive and Cha Mar 2017 #2

As I've said, she looks like a Barbie doll... ailsagirl Mar 2017 #5

Aloha, ailsagirl! Cha Mar 2017 #11

Oh, yeah ailsagirl Mar 2017 #48

Her face is so rigid MountCleaners Mar 2017 #80

THat's Actually Appropriate Me. Mar 2017 #45

Like the original... 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #53

Plastic surgery, facelift, eye lift, cheek implants (that's why so squinty) SharonAnn Mar 2017 #58

" " " " n/t MBS Mar 2017 #19

Too much Botox... Docreed2003 Mar 2017 #24

Yeah ODed on Botulinum toxin Cha Mar 2017 #30

I totally agree, I'm usually reluctant about dmr Mar 2017 #39

she has had plastic surgery..a lot...so has Ivanka.. HipChick Mar 2017 #49

What the f**k is she wearing a shower curtain for? Submariner Mar 2017 #57

She has her own wind?! She isn't standing on a subway grate like anneboleyn Mar 2017 #86

False eyelashes, Botoxed to the Nines montanacowboy Mar 2017 #4

Jackie Oh No Miles Archer Mar 2017 #9

That is the second time today I've read the word "balayage." MineralMan Mar 2017 #6

Gotta repeal and replace hair color because "gentleman prefer blondes". nt oasis Mar 2017 #10

just read the article from marieclaire on this procedure. cannot help but wonder how many niyad Mar 2017 #59

I'd guess about 5% of Americans understand that word. MineralMan Mar 2017 #62

as am I. niyad Mar 2017 #64

I had the process done at least 10 or 15 years ago... Phentex Mar 2017 #71

I had just never seen the word before. MineralMan Mar 2017 #72

well we can't all know the words used in every occupation... Phentex Mar 2017 #74

She appears a descendent ymetca Mar 2017 #7

I've often wondered what she looked like at, say, 20. Her eyes are striking... Hekate Mar 2017 #25

last one I saw was this: JHan Mar 2017 #28

Seriously? Oh shit. I hope she likes the mask she paid for, but this is a sad transformation. Hekate Mar 2017 #34

She was 17 in that photo. I got it from the Daily Mail so not sure of the veracity.. JHan Mar 2017 #38

So she did used to be pretty. bravenak Mar 2017 #37

Does not even look like the same person. 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #54

That's her? mcar Mar 2017 #88

She always looks like she's in pain. louis-t Mar 2017 #8

She looks like she's seen you before, but can't remember where or when. HughBeaumont Mar 2017 #12

Right? She always looks really confused. mahina Mar 2017 #69

I think she looks like she needs her corrective lens Rx changed. Grammy23 Mar 2017 #23

Isn't she Donald's handler for the Kremlin PJMcK Mar 2017 #13

I wouldn't go that far, but I have wondered lately what Putin has on her family back home. nt Hekate Mar 2017 #29

rich folks live in a differnent world dembotoz Mar 2017 #14

I am not going to comment on her looks, but I am struck by OldHippieChick Mar 2017 #15

Facial paralysis from too much botox. meadowlander Mar 2017 #22

As long as hubby pays for it get the red out Mar 2017 #16

That's what I was thinking. I couldn't care less what they do with their own money. WillowTree Mar 2017 #51

"Responsible for her color" Bettie Mar 2017 #17

It's a little more creative than that jmowreader Mar 2017 #66

Hey remember people freaking out about the price of presidential haircuts? Bettie Mar 2017 #68

What is something you won't hear complained about on Fox? gratuitous Mar 2017 #18

She looks like those ppl who go on "botched" tavernier Mar 2017 #20

Jaw gaping at the deep, nay, profound shallowness on display here . . . hatrack Mar 2017 #21

Other than that, I bet she's just like all the female Trump voters. Vinca Mar 2017 #26

Filthy rich? Somehow I doubt it. More like Marie Antoinette. Hekate Mar 2017 #31

You can tell she likes to entertain by her wardrobe. milestogo Mar 2017 #32

introduce Alen M to groper Motley13 Mar 2017 #33

Dan Savage: I f*cking hate Melania Trump HAB911 Mar 2017 #35

Republicans, you're paying for this too. C_U_L8R Mar 2017 #36

As my ex would say, "Looks like she was rode hard and put away wet." nt procon Mar 2017 #40

But... but... the liberals are the out of touch elitists! Initech Mar 2017 #41

Great color alright! CountAllVotes Mar 2017 #42

She has made some very questionable choices (or received VERY bad advice). NurseJackie Mar 2017 #43

Coloring my hair was one of the things I gave up to save money. redstatebluegirl Mar 2017 #44

balayage is expensive but I'm not sure why... Phentex Mar 2017 #73

mel enid602 Mar 2017 #46

Her eyes get any narrower MFM008 Mar 2017 #47

Too much filler or implants. Her eyes look the same way as Wayne Newton's do... NurseJackie Mar 2017 #61

Uh oh. I see some wrinkles in that botoxed face. Crow's feet. mnhtnbb Mar 2017 #50

If I were her, I would be... 3catwoman3 Mar 2017 #56

Depends upon the pre-nup. mnhtnbb Mar 2017 #60

I hope there's nothing in the pre-nup about things like Ilsa Mar 2017 #65

He was rather stingy with Marla's prenup TexasBushwhacker Mar 2017 #75

Also pores so large Jane Austin Mar 2017 #78

That face says, "I'll get you, my pretty. Your little dog, too." MineralMan Mar 2017 #55

Are we paying for this? Kingofalldems Mar 2017 #67

Is this what Melania was going for with the eyes (clearly they've changed)? manicraven Mar 2017 #76

Acckk! Jane Austin Mar 2017 #79

Jocelyn Wildenstein MountCleaners Mar 2017 #81

Too much make up, too much surgery, too much botox. greatauntoftriplets Mar 2017 #77

She seems as fake as her husband. Rex Mar 2017 #83

She should stay in NY, They aint gonna be in the WH much longer.... sunonmars Mar 2017 #84

she is so fucking creepy Skittles Mar 2017 #85

Looks like one of those disguised aliens on that 80's tv show "V". n/t miyazaki Mar 2017 #87

Like this? pinboy3niner Mar 2017 #89

Rofl. That's the one. miyazaki Mar 2017 #90