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In reply to the discussion: Conway suggests Obama was spying on Trump using microwave ovens. [View all]jmowreader
(53,283 posts)When I worked for Army Intelligence, we did a research project on the possibility of microwave emanations from a microwave oven penetrating the human skull to extract information from the skull owner's brain, and discovered that it's completely possible. We also studied ways to prevent this from happening.
We found the most effective method was to use low-density polyethylene sheeting of at least 1.0 mil thickness. This material is cheaply and readily available because it's what grocery store-quality garbage bags are made of.
To ensure complete protection from enemy surveillance, simply stick your head in a garbage bag and secure it to your neck with duct tape, ensuring the tape goes all the way around in a continuous band. For maximum protection the bag must not be punctured.