I just walked past our local Planned Parenthood. There was the usual desultory group outside,

[mr_lebowski]

42. ... and the only reason I'm singing you this song now ...

is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do ...

and that's walk into the shrink, wherever you are, just walk in say:

"Shrink?!? You can get anything you want ... at Alice's Restaurant".

And walk out.

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.

And if two people, two people do it, in harmony?

They may think they're both f***ots and they won't take either of them.

And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walkin' in, singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out?

They may think it's an organization.

And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day ... I said FIFTY people a day (!) ... walkin' in, singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out?

And friends?!? They may think it's a MOVEMENT!

And that's what it is, the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement

And all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar ...

With FEELING ...

So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does.

Here it comes ...

(for those perhaps too young to get the reference ... we all need to do this very thing )