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scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)
14. So, then it's NOT the fault of the aliens?
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 01:49 PM
Jun 2012
YOU said it was aliens. I thought you were offering a reasonable explanation as to why the DUzys get posted at such erractic times. I was prepared to be all understanding and sympathic - I mean, who DOESN'T get their schedules messed up by repeated alien abductions and probes? It's something we can all understand.

But now you're saying he's not even keeping his probing appointments with the aliens?!?! So, what IS the deal? Are the aliens just showing up with a quart of booze and they're all getting too hammered to do probes or post the DUzys? Is it time for an "intervention"?

Geeze, man! This is all really freaking me out, ya know?

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Yay for the DUzy's! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2012 #1
k&r HappyMe Jun 2012 #2
kick surrealAmerican Jun 2012 #3
"vagina squirrels".... dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #4
Thanks for the DUzys - don't want Mira Jun 2012 #5
Kick for the elusive DUzys! scarletwoman Jun 2012 #6
The DUzys schedule... pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #8
Oh dear. Does that mean Krispos42 is regularly being kidnapped and probed? scarletwoman Jun 2012 #10
Unfortunately, since taking on the DUzys... pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #11
So, then it's NOT the fault of the aliens? scarletwoman Jun 2012 #14
You think YOU'RE confused? pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #15
Oh, so now you're saying it's because his girlfriend left him? scarletwoman Jun 2012 #16
I dare not reveal more pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #17
Well, not kidnapped... krispos42 Jun 2012 #18
Hooray, another "Doctor Fun" fan ! eppur_se_muova Jun 2012 #7
Um, IIRC, the font tag is deprecated by the W3C hootinholler Jun 2012 #9
Yeah, I know... krispos42 Jun 2012 #19
A dog with Mitt and Barbara lovemydog Jun 2012 #12
That last one almost made me cough up a lung! nolabear Jun 2012 #13
Skinner! Please front-page the DUzys so we can find them! eridani Jul 2012 #20
It took four searches tawadi Jul 2012 #21
I especially liked the one about Boehner leading a vagina assault. mysuzuki2 Jul 2012 #22
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