It IS all President Obama's fault!!!!! No, really. [View all]
Poor Donald Trump. He had to follow President Obama as President. And the comparisons are striking.
Obama:
1) married to the same woman for many years
Trump:
married 3 times, so far, numerous extramarital affairs
Obama:
2) A very intelligent Constitutional lawyer
Trump: was given millions by his father
Obama:
3) Pays his bills
Trump: declared bankruptcy 6 times, so far
Obama:
4) Has 2 lovely children
Trump: Has spawned numerous greedy sociopaths
Obama:
5) never a hint of marital scandal
Trump: an admitted sexual predator and possible pedophile
Obama:
6) No ties to Russia
Trump: Putin owns him.
Obama:
7) endured 8 years of racist abuse from the GOP
Trump: might as well be a KKK member
Obama:
8) always kept cool under pressure
Trump: a juvenile, thin skinned, image obsessed time bomb
Obama:
9) a full head of hair
Trump: 30 pounds of shellac holding down 50 hairs
I could go on, but it is clear that if Barack Obama had been as dysfunctional as, say, the entire Palin family, Trump would not look so bad by comparison.
So it is all Obama's fault.
If I have missed anything please feel free to add.
From slumcamper:
Obama:
10) inspired a majority of Americans with HOPE
Trump:
10) depressed the majority of Americans with DESPAIR