Putin Congratulates Trump on Completion of False Flag Operation [View all]
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MOSCOW---At 9:30 AM local time Saturday, Russian President Vladimir Putin unexpectedly appeared on TV screens across his vast country, expressing great satisfaction with U.S. president Donald Trump for fulfilling the American end of the tripartite deal between Russia, America, and Bashar al-Assad's Syrian regime to divert attention from the fact that Trump's campaign was in cahoots with Russian oligarchs and security services leading up to the U.S. presidential election on Nov. 8 of last year.
"Donald called me and asked for help in getting the lying American media off his back," a shirtless Putin stated, "and of course I agreed. It is of extreme importance for peaceful relations that the Amerikan people understand that fake news from the New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, Politico, Chicago Sun-Times, ABC, NBC, CBS, NPR, PBS, Time, Newsweek, USA Today and the Idaho Farmer's Report about collusion between Mr. Trump's campaign and the Russian Federation is just that: Fake news. Honest. No shit, people. It like, TOTALLY never happened!"
The muscular Russian strongman went on to explain, "I told Don which Syrian base to strike and when, but--and I cannot emphasize this enough--I let him choose which regime, mine or Assad's, would launch the premising chemical attack. This should make clear to everyone that Donny Boy is nobody's puppet!"
When asked which country did, in fact, carry out the attack, the hardbodied, swoon-inducing dictator flexed his manly biceps and Pecs of Iron as he replied with a roguish grin, "Now that would be telling, wouldn't it?"
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