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In reply to the discussion: Why do people drive SUVs? [View all]NatBurner
(2,643 posts)i have a tahoe, and i drive it because:
it's paid for
i'm 6'5" and it's comfortable
i live in flood prone houston, and at times it's good to be high off the ground
being high off the ground, i can thousand yard stare in traffic
i like the way it looks (it's the old two door model)
i can haul whatever needs hauling when it's hauling time
safety (it's been rear-ended three times, and all i have is a slightly-wrinkled bumper)
this is america, and i can
anyway
people that need to compensate drive porsches; everybody knows that
porsche = penis extender
corvette = mid-life crisis
bmw = i'm an asshole
giant pickups = i'm short
full disclosure tho? my sister is driving the tahoe these days. i drive a benz
also, i'm just riffing here; this whole post is only about 20% serious