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6. I have conditions

Condition 1. This entire administration is removed from power and sent to the forward area until the war has ended. Most of them are too old to be combat troops, but there are plenty of uniforms to be washed, meals to be cooked and ammunition to be delivered. Hillary Clinton can be president.

Condition 1a. Neil Gorsuch goes back to Denver and Merrick Garland takes his rightful place on the Supreme Court.

Condition 2. The entire defense industry is nationalized for the duration of the war. All trading in defense industry stocks is suspended, all defense industry will operate on a not-for-profit basis, and no employee or officer of any defense contractor may receive more pay than the highest-paid soldier in the forward area.

Condition 3. No civilians in the forward area. The era of the $85,000 private is over.

Condition 4: No one is exempt. There will be no medical exemptions, educational exemptions, rich-man exemptions, family exemptions or champagne units. If your number comes up, you go.

Condition 5, and most important: Uday, Husay, Ivanka and Tiffany Trump will all be trained as graves registration specialists and sent straight to the forward area.