Well this is embarrassing but I'll share my airline story-

[betsuni]

5. I haven't flown since 2004.

Used to be direct overseas flights to where I wanted to go. Last flight, took me four plane changes. That and all the "security" -- I don't have the energy anymore. Home is good. When I went through security on that last flight out of the States I was pulled aside. I knew it was my underwire bra that had set off the alarm. Told them. Of course, I am a terrorist so why would they believe me. They used the magic wand thing, loitering between my legs for the longest time. Wanted to assure the woman wielding the dildo wand that nothing had been between my legs for months, but didn't. Finally she felt up my boobs and said, "Oh, it really is your underwire bra." Everyone was staring because I was in the Terrorist Section (right out in the open, not in a room). I felt like passing around a hat so they could donate coins for the dildo and feeling up performance. Anybody else want to touch my boobs? Was embarrassing running around gathering up my shoes and bags and coat when they were through with me. Like a walk of shame. People still stared at me as I walked away. BEWARE THE UNDERWIRE BRA. Home is good, I will stay there.