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luvMIdog

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3. I really enjoyed that
Fri Apr 14, 2017, 12:13 PM
Apr 2017

I had a friend that told me her husband had been assigned to write about why he wanted to come to America for his English class. She said in his paper he had written that for many years he had dreamed of coming to America and owning his own condom. He had read his paper before his class and his teacher began to giggle and said " I think you meant condominium ."

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I remember reading this on an airplane... dhill926 Apr 2017 #1
I once saw Sedaris and I've never seen an audience so hysterical. nolabear Apr 2017 #2
I really enjoyed that luvMIdog Apr 2017 #3
Brilliant! nolabear Apr 2017 #4
merci trof Apr 2017 #5
Il n'ya pas de quoi. nolabear Apr 2017 #7
Reminds me of Stuart Maclean. Very funny. applegrove Apr 2017 #6
Oh, Stuart! I'll miss him so! nolabear Apr 2017 #8
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