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47. Jesus responded, "Tiffany I gave him a brain, but I can't make him use it."

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 17, 2017, 02:17 PM

Apr 2017

Dear Tiffany,

Wisdom comes when knowledge gained through preparation and hard work, meets restraint. Unfortunately, your father has neither.

Your father is not president because he was the best candidate. He is president to test the character and resilience of those of us who didn't vote for him and some who did. I know this is a difficult lesson for you to learn, but my Father continues to put my resolve to the test every day.with people like your father.

Signed,
Jesus

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In the arms of sweet Jesus - Actual Tiffany tweet [View all] packman Apr 2017 OP

That's just.... The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2017 #1

...and that he dyed his hair black! eom Leghorn21 Apr 2017 #6

Black hair for Jesus is the one realistic thing muriel_volestrangler Apr 2017 #33

Yeah, but they're not typically alabaster white. Ms. Toad Apr 2017 #36

Not sure if Tiffany is the artist but . . . ATL Ebony Apr 2017 #43

:) Hmmm, wonder if religiosity is a reason why he's Hortensis Apr 2017 #29

"Charles Manson on Stilts" Retrograde Apr 2017 #45

Jesus responded, "Tiffany I gave him a brain, but I can't make him use it." politicaljunkie41910 Apr 2017 #47

Caption: "Psst Donald: Her name is Tiffany. Not Tina. Tiffany" Tommy_Carcetti Apr 2017 #2

Tiffany, not again with this Jesus crap! TheBlackAdder Apr 2017 #22

She must have needed more cash for some coachella tix... SticksnStones Apr 2017 #3

The door of wisdom GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #4

The name Trump has to mean a magnet for all things tacky. Solly Mack Apr 2017 #5

Jesus Horatio Christ! Now we know why Donald Trump ignores her! TheBlackAdder Apr 2017 #18

He probably loves it. The post and the horrible graphic, that is...not her. Solly Mack Apr 2017 #21

OMFG. I mean just... OMFG. Initech Apr 2017 #7

Jesus has much bigger hands. nolabear Apr 2017 #8

Now I know, Jesus was 7 1/2 feet tall. TheBlackAdder Apr 2017 #20

No, the picture shows President Troll about 4 feet tall muriel_volestrangler Apr 2017 #40

If Jesus is 5' tall, that must make tRump 4' or less! Grammy23 Apr 2017 #41

Good grief...is that real?? WoonTars Apr 2017 #9

Real?! His supporters think it's a photograph! Chiyo-chichi Apr 2017 #13

Snort* lmao nt retrowire Apr 2017 #26

Joe Joediss Apr 2017 #34

Jesus is just checking out that ridiculous hair Motley13 Apr 2017 #10

Bwaaa haaaa haaa haaa nt Still Blue in PDX Apr 2017 #23

Well that's a relief. Hong Kong Cavalier Apr 2017 #11

Pretty sure that's not her. blogslut Apr 2017 #12

Oh, it was - should have posted link packman Apr 2017 #16

Your disgusting father would block Jesus at the terminal before even entering the country. NCTraveler Apr 2017 #14

Oh please. I vomited on my keyboard. CanonRay Apr 2017 #15

Dear Lord, I pray in the Mighty name of Jesus... Your Spirit.... That's a bit redundant, isn't it? TheBlackAdder Apr 2017 #17

The more I look at this GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #19

I have never wanted to vomit lisby Apr 2017 #24

I look at it as Tiffany knows her dad isn't up for it, so really needs all the help he can get! Fast Walker 52 Apr 2017 #25

it is a take on Ephesians 6:16 d_r Apr 2017 #27

Some of the replies are priceless. madaboutharry Apr 2017 #28

Every pic I have seen of her is in a mini skirt, model's leg pose,and plastic smile. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2017 #38

Let me guess what Cheetolini's tweet response was: reflection Apr 2017 #30

Wow just wow Lotusflower70 Apr 2017 #31

Could the enemy be... RockCreek Apr 2017 #32

Look it's Aryan Jesus. This girl should be an organ donor. Just not her brain. 58Sunliner Apr 2017 #35

Do they realize Don looks like a corpse?? Vinca Apr 2017 #37

I keep saying this lately NastyRiffraff Apr 2017 #39

The Donald is praying: Dear Lord please make my schlong the bIggest best schlong njhoneybadger Apr 2017 #42

And I thought Tiffany was the normal one. smirkymonkey Apr 2017 #44

I feel sorry for Tiffany in a way. Oneironaut Apr 2017 #46

Painted on black velvet, right? Buns_of_Fire Apr 2017 #48

Jesus has really big....hands..... n2doc Apr 2017 #49