So What Has Chump Accomplished in 100 Days?

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5. Offended multiple foreign leaders

Has taken stupid backward steps on the environment, had his National Security Adviser resign in disgrace after 20ish days, lied about his taxes, cost the country millions to pay for his every weekend trips and so his wife and kid can stay in New York,has been sued for violating the emoluments clause, refused to put his assets in a real blind trust, is trying to kill support for the arts and passed a law hosing Internet private y

Hell they screwed up a fucking easter egg hunt.

Really it would be easier to list the things they haven't screwed up: