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randome

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1. "What does your attorney think of you giving all these interviews?"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Apr 23, 2017, 09:32 AM

Apr 2017

"My attorney does whatever I tell him to. I can hypnotize you as easily as I do him."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can. Now stare deeply into my snake-filled eyes. There! You believe everything I've said."

"No, I don't."

"You do. I just proved it."

"No, you didn't."

"I did. I win. I go home. I'm sorry you are too biased to see that, comrade."

"Wait, where are you-"

"I have to give a transcript of this interview to the Russians. Be right back. You are getting very sleepy."

"No, I'm not."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

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"I didn't . . . except I maybe did." . . . Please come CAPTION Carter Page!! [View all] skip fox Apr 2017 OP

"What does your attorney think of you giving all these interviews?" randome Apr 2017 #1

Carter Page is saying: skip fox Apr 2017 #2

Rumored direct quote from Carter Page: Mr. Ected Apr 2017 #3