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1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)
136. I'll tell ya ...
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 01:38 PM
Jul 2012

These guys are living in a fantasy world.

A couple of years ago (2010), I went to visit my Mom for her birthday. My sister brought her fox"news" watching, limbaugh listening, SWAT Team member Deputy Sheriff of a boyfriend to the birthday dinner. (Yeah ... I know!)

One topic led to another until he brought up the paranoid, &quot President) Obama is gonna try and take away our guns so that he can turn this nation into a dictatorship" narrative.

That's when I had had enough, so I asked him:

Me: "If what you say is true, and President Obama plans to turn this nation into a dictatorship, what good will your weapons do?"

Him: "What do you mean? That's why we must stay armed and ready."

Me: "Okay ... You're a SWAT cop, right?

Him: "Yep. Best job I've ever had."

Me: "So you go up against some pretty hairy situations against some pretty heavily armed bad guys. Right?

Him: "Yep ... {And he tells me in detail about a time when they raided a major meth/cocaine operation. He told about how inside the building there were 20 gang members, armed with fully automatic weapons ... I could have sworn he was getting erect, under the table, in re-telling the story}."

Me: "Wow ... That must have been pretty intense. But let me ask you ... was there any doubt, by any member of your team, that at the end of the day, you guys were going to walk out of that building with every single gun and the bad guys would be either arrested or dead?"

Him: "Nope ... We planned the operation down to the last detail plus we know what we're doing."

Me: "Okay ... Again, given your experience on SWAT, what good will your guns do?"

I still don't think he got my point because he stopped speaking to me.

paranoid gun nuts Skittles Jul 2012 #1
Well, if they shoot like they vote, they will only shoot themselves in the prick!!! Not to worry.nt nanabugg Jul 2012 #112
I think it's the John Birch Society rugger1869 Jul 2012 #180
Romney's Brownshirts agent46 Jul 2012 #2
You know what happened to them "Brownshirts" don't you? demosincebirth Jul 2012 #78
all the government has to do is repossess their Medicare scooters mysuzuki2 Jul 2012 #3
Yeah, and I don't see it working without a regiment of porta potties Rose Siding Jul 2012 #7
Well, they have to eat, don't they? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #14
Ohgod, my sides... Scootaloo Jul 2012 #97
LOL... sendero Jul 2012 #36
Hehehe, wicked joke there. freshwest Jul 2012 #43
+1 n/t LarryNM Jul 2012 #48
You owe me a keyboard mindwalker_i Jul 2012 #81
DUzy!!!!! Initech Jul 2012 #141
ROFL SammyWinstonJack Jul 2012 #179
These people would die of dehydration Drale Jul 2012 #4
It wouldn't come to that Kennah Jul 2012 #101
Local cub scouts. Whatever. Blanks Jul 2012 #159
Take some more off the election rolls. Downwinder Jul 2012 #5
If Obama wins in 2012...... AverageJoe90 Jul 2012 #6
He'd better watch his back Jamaal510 Jul 2012 #57
Speaking of secret service people, I wonder... Amonester Jul 2012 #71
If WE know, you can be pretty durn sure THEY know. Buns_of_Fire Jul 2012 #95
Cone of silence ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #134
The Secret Service has gotten very good at their job. Incitatus Jul 2012 #79
"NO VIOLENCE" LOL Shankapotomus Jul 2012 #8
Looks like we may be needing all those drones, doesn't it? NNN0LHI Jul 2012 #9
Note the passive voice (or not) proud2BlibKansan Jul 2012 #10
What do they mean by 'passive voice'? Like pacifist? Is it a grammatical term? I don't get it. freshwest Jul 2012 #99
The 'passive voice' refers to a stylistic choice whereby the natural subject of coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #102
I suspected it was a reference to grammar, thanks for the example. But from a wingnut? freshwest Jul 2012 #122
Ah, yes, the gramatically astute wingnut, one of the few, realizes coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #131
"A virtually impenetrable Mac ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #135
Ah yes, the forsenic technology of the FBI, SS, and the NSA Woody Woodpecker Jul 2012 #154
I call Poe's Law on this one. nt tblue37 Jul 2012 #142
Yeah, this guy scares me to death. OffWithTheirHeads Jul 2012 #11
That is actually an undercover COINTELPRO agent. I recognize him from the 70's NNN0LHI Jul 2012 #16
Is he making Porn??? n/t RKP5637 Jul 2012 #27
Who would fuck him. Seriously? Larry Craig? OffWithTheirHeads Jul 2012 #39
I'd pay to see that? I think? Well, I think I might, but NO high resolution. n/t RKP5637 Jul 2012 #86
How about if we throw in Snow Snookie? OffWithTheirHeads Jul 2012 #93
Great pic -- gonna use it for target practice! Jessy169 Jul 2012 #69
But if you can hit the target while laughing OffWithTheirHeads Jul 2012 #84
Too bad he's a big fat target Woody Woodpecker Jul 2012 #155
Looks like Russell Brand has put on a little weight since his divorce. Monk06 Jul 2012 #173
First loud *BANG* and they'd collectively crap themselves. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #12
"We will NOT use voilence" proud2BlibKansan Jul 2012 #13
Ghondi? Wasn't that the comic strip about the kid with the weird eyes? JHB Jul 2012 #25
I think that was Dondi, frogmarch Jul 2012 #178
He typed this post from the library to hide his identity. DearAbby Jul 2012 #59
Like the guy that made obscene phone calls and death threats against a Democratic senator... freshwest Jul 2012 #100
Voilence? ThoughtCriminal Jul 2012 #165
It's foulardy not to fear them!1!! pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #168
I don't know why this guy hasn't been arrested. Auntie Bush Jul 2012 #15
Because he might be the FBI would be my guess NNN0LHI Jul 2012 #18
Lol, I was just thinking the same thing. sabrina 1 Jul 2012 #37
Agent Mike still around? RC Jul 2012 #45
you read this and wonder cindyperry2010 Jul 2012 #17
Makes me wonder if there is something in the water poisoning their brains proud2BlibKansan Jul 2012 #21
These nuts were always there... JHB Jul 2012 #26
There is a brain eating virus afloat, it's just not been recognized, yet. Rather than RKP5637 Jul 2012 #29
They've been glenbecked and rushlimbaughed... nt Amonester Jul 2012 #74
i heard those two one time cindyperry2010 Jul 2012 #111
"make once again the people SOLVERN!" proud2BlibKansan Jul 2012 #19
"It is the beast from the abiss...." Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #22
It is just that kind of ignorance that's gonna be the disruction of this country. Blanks Jul 2012 #162
"suseed and take the power from this beast" BumRushDaShow Jul 2012 #32
What are 'evemies'? sabrina 1 Jul 2012 #41
LOL@'Only to find the pentagon has gone gay!' HOWEVER: freshwest Jul 2012 #46
Omg, that is crazy. sabrina 1 Jul 2012 #85
Worse at the end... Check below for *Patriot Radio* wingnuts have been listening to for years.. freshwest Jul 2012 #89
"make once again the people SOLVERN!" siligut Jul 2012 #49
When they are on the run, where will they be going? treestar Jul 2012 #73
They better make sure it's solvent, too, kentauros Jul 2012 #75
Until we meet again... Turbineguy Jul 2012 #123
"...break out our old CB radios for local comm..." Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #20
I don't know--It worked here: Gore1FL Jul 2012 #28
*Patriot* Radio: freshwest Jul 2012 #47
Used to listen to these guys on The Micro Effect internet radio. It's been around for years. freshwest Apr 2014 #183
Kagan should have RECLUSED herself. LOLOLOLOLOL proud2BlibKansan Jul 2012 #23
And Clarence Thomas was okay ladym55 Jul 2012 #34
This secret plan is simple enough that it might just work -- to get these idiots SDjack Jul 2012 #24
And that's the beauty of it Rose Siding Jul 2012 #35
Mybe someone should report them so they can get some Mental health treatment from Obamacare. Historic NY Jul 2012 #30
Lol! sabrina 1 Jul 2012 #42
They'll have to arrest themselves... spedtr90 Jul 2012 #31
Time to report these dipshits to the secret service. Initech Jul 2012 #33
I notice a common thread here ladym55 Jul 2012 #38
Just went to that website. turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #40
turtlerescue: best conspiracy theory SCantiGOP Jul 2012 #177
Yeah, sure you bettcha! turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #182
This is a suicide mission. MrSlayer Jul 2012 #44
It's just more chickenhawk blowhard shit pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #50
An armed revolution would be over the same day it started. MrSlayer Jul 2012 #58
What...you mean I can't fight an MRAP nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #62
You, Slayer and I know pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #80
And sooner or later that loose talk nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #83
Yeah, when push comes to shove, they don't have the stomach for it pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #87
Nope, my hubby wakes up nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #88
I think the Chief knows what I'm talking about pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #91
Yup. nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #92
I'm kinda used to them now pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #94
LMFAO - Give me Librium or Give Me Meth - n/t coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #104
ROFL! pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #109
I'd rec this for a Duzy Award if I knew how...LOL BlueCollar Jul 2012 #115
Send a pm to duzy awards nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #133
Can't they just secede and fuck off, already? They can have all of the South. kysrsoze Jul 2012 #90
Hell, I'd even throw in Kansas and Oklahoma (with apologies also coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #107
Whoa you'd surrender Dumbfuckistan? Blanks Jul 2012 #164
+1,000,000,000 x 1,000,000,000 - They could start by reading James coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #103
Some of us here on DU saw our own landscape turned red... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #110
And no one blows harder than these Tea Sacks Rose Siding Jul 2012 #117
To be fair, they may have a point there pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #118
What you pay at customs to import Scandinavian liquor? Rose Siding Jul 2012 #119
Well if that's what that means... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #149
Haha - I pop back to this thread every once in awhile when I need me some good coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #148
Hey, this is serious! pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #151
They may even throw in some rending of garments and coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #158
When they find their cajones in their spine... Blanks Jul 2012 #167
That "girding of the loins" concerns me....really...n/t monmouth Jul 2012 #166
Don't worry, monmouth, you should be okay as long as... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #169
I'm old, it's been a while...A corset stay bust might just be what AARP orders..n/t monmouth Jul 2012 #171
But "they are not up for it" treestar Jul 2012 #68
I would not like to see them try quaker bill Jul 2012 #113
I kind of waver. MrSlayer Jul 2012 #140
What is this, kentauros Jul 2012 #51
This "armed overthrow of government" would last about ten minutes jmowreader Jul 2012 #52
Bunch of LOONS kwolf68 Jul 2012 #53
Hate-radio audience, for short. nt Amonester Jul 2012 #77
These people need medical attention Turbineguy Jul 2012 #54
Their willfull ignorance knows no bounds. lpbk2713 Jul 2012 #55
Lol, how idiotically naive. Proles Jul 2012 #56
I hope they don't cause too much drauma while they're recuting people to throw the frist puch. Pilotguy Jul 2012 #60
With spelling that atrocious, kentauros Jul 2012 #64
OMFG are these people illiterate ProfessionalLeftist Jul 2012 #66
They have a lot of recuting to do treestar Jul 2012 #70
Bill Frist plays hockey? kentauros Jul 2012 #72
And here I thought he was back to killing cats. lonestarnot Jul 2012 #96
He has a youtube? I'm sure the lawyers for the other one will call JHB Jul 2012 #114
That's "THROUGH the frist puch." nt tblue37 Jul 2012 #143
Good luck with that guys nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #61
I think a charge of treason requires that the traitors at least be able to coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #105
No I mean when they carry the plan out nadinbrzezinski Jul 2012 #130
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Pilotguy Jul 2012 #63
exactly what I was thinking Joe Shlabotnik Jul 2012 #65
It just struck me who these clowns remind me of. lpbk2713 Jul 2012 #67
Great movie! amandabeech Jul 2012 #157
OK, these morans are comically laughable, HooptieWagon Jul 2012 #76
Ah, but who among us will throw the 'frist puch'???? :) - n/t coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #106
I believe th Frist Puch is a reference to diagnosing 2pooped2pop Jul 2012 #116
The casting of *Russians ... * was superb. lpbk2713 Jul 2012 #163
They must be working overtime with all these lunatics. Amonester Jul 2012 #82
No kidding. Wait Wut Jul 2012 #139
So, just to get it all together... Scootaloo Jul 2012 #98
Why we cannot laugh at these fools too much DonCoquixote Jul 2012 #108
Yeah Teabaggers grab your guns and lets roll! Ganja Ninja Jul 2012 #120
Have you passed this information on to the proper authorities? 99Forever Jul 2012 #121
The Koch brothers mock these people at their exclusive cocktail parties Kingofalldems Jul 2012 #124
They're going to place the President and the "Libs" maxrandb Jul 2012 #125
I do believe calling for an armed revolt is against the law. Has the Secret Service sinkingfeeling Jul 2012 #126
The Second American Civil War is Coming! (brought to you by: Rascal Scooters, AzDar Jul 2012 #127
Post removed Post removed Jul 2012 #128
Conspiring or fantasizing? Iggo Jul 2012 #129
dood needs to step away from the bath salts.. frylock Jul 2012 #132
I'll tell ya ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #136
Hopefully they are being closely watched ... spin Jul 2012 #137
Well, when you put it that way, things definitely do seem bleak, but Proles Jul 2012 #146
I did mention in my post that ... spin Jul 2012 #147
Certainly. And for the record I do agree with Proles Jul 2012 #150
I agree. (n/t) spin Jul 2012 #152
This piece isn't worthy to be posted on DU or anywhere else. Total non-sense. I doubt ladjf Jul 2012 #138
He really should cut down on the Meth and Moon Pies. Tierra_y_Libertad Jul 2012 #144
This is too hilarious to be taken seriously Dash87 Jul 2012 #145
Posted this recently-- same sicko thing ailsagirl Jul 2012 #153
They're trawling to get busted, so that they can bitch about it and attract others. nt patrice Jul 2012 #156
Thanks, I needed this laugh today. jaysunb Jul 2012 #160
I am so glad everyone thinks this is funny. Remember Nazi Germany friends. I take these nut southernyankeebelle Jul 2012 #161
So do I ailsagirl Jul 2012 #175
I totally agree with you. Every day I wake up and wonder when is the president going to be southernyankeebelle Jul 2012 #176
This is not the time to remember Nazi Germany. Blanks Jul 2012 #170
One Word For These Nitwits ProfessorGAC Jul 2012 #172
That site is even crazier than Free Republic. I didn't think that was possible. n/t Monk06 Jul 2012 #174
ROFL! Knights Templar T-shirts!!! DevonRex Jul 2012 #181
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