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Solly Mack

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12. Poor dear. Was the nanny off the day IT wanted a massage?

Tue May 2, 2017, 08:40 AM

May 2017

Assuming they allow the nanny to have off days.

Did the maid wash her yoga pants on the morning she was hoping to meditate?

Could not her social secretary message her friends to let them know that IT still cares?

Why, oh why, must life be so seemingly perfect for IT - on the outside - when behind the scenes other women are working so hard to prop up Ivanka Trump! How awful for IT to feel the pressure of being a superwoman and how ungrateful are those who allow her the opportunity! They don't understand how hard it is for IT to maintain the image their labor allows her to maintain! It's so unfair!

Leave Ivanka alone! Let her proclaim from the penthouse rooftop that she is not a superwoman and that sometimes, when the help is taking an off day, she has to pour the milk herself!

Well, unless the temp agency has a part-time replacement.

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Ivanka Trump laments the campaign was so grueling she didn't have time for a massage or to meditate [View all] Miles Archer May 2017 OP

And the Gwyneth Paltrow Clueless Entitled Self Aborption award goes to.... (nt) ehrnst May 2017 #1

LOL! mcar May 2017 #15

Ha Freethinker65 May 2017 #16

Having a made-up imaginary position in the Admin is harder than she expected. forgotmylogin May 2017 #33

Now, imagine if Chelsea Clinton had said this. CrispyQ May 2017 #2

Good lord, yes. (nt) ehrnst May 2017 #10

I remember John Edwards getting a lot of flak NewJeffCT May 2017 #13

... greatauntoftriplets May 2017 #3

Let them eat cake dhol82 May 2017 #4

Oh, the poor dear! tanyev May 2017 #5

She's the narcissist-in-training. Donald Ilsa May 2017 #6

I'll never understand how that "stealth liberal in the White House" meme started Miles Archer May 2017 #9

And she adores him and probably encouraged him to run instead Ilsa May 2017 #17

She has a lot to gain by being the handler of the president ehrnst May 2017 #26

Maybe she's just a sociopath, vs "narcissist-in-training." nt Ilsa May 2017 #30

It's her would-be "brand." She probably paid a consulting firm to come up with it. Tanuki May 2017 #27

The apple didn't fall that far away, did it? MrScorpio May 2017 #7

This is just heartbreaking Nonhlanhla May 2017 #8

But she did have time to vacation in Russia with Putin's girlfriend. Why doe the media allow her to FSogol May 2017 #11

Poor dear. Was the nanny off the day IT wanted a massage? Solly Mack May 2017 #12

Butterfly Princess Grifty Sof-Tone (TM) apparently had a rough campaign . . . hatrack May 2017 #14

I'll take "Why we need an estate tax for 500 Alex" crazycatlady May 2017 #18

Next up: Beavis and Butt-head whining that things were so hectic Buns_of_Fire May 2017 #19

Cue the Sad Hulk Music. Initech May 2017 #20

I fucking hate Ivanka Trump. Boo fucking hoo! CottonBear May 2017 #21

+1,000 !! CountAllVotes May 2017 #28

I'm surprised she didn't catch pneumonia sarah FAILIN May 2017 #22

rotten apples bdamomma May 2017 #23

But she had time to write a book? underpants May 2017 #24

Poor baby! Ivanka's "survival mode" sounds SOOOOOOOOOOOOO challenging. PA Democrat May 2017 #25

She Went To Such Expensive Schools. . . ProfessorGAC May 2017 #29

My tears won't stop flowing. I have to wear a towel around my neck. Eyeball_Kid May 2017 #31

Well you should have plenty of time now, stop pretending to be a politician . . . ATL Ebony May 2017 #32

Boo hoo, Eva Peron obamanut2012 May 2017 #34

I'm getting a massage today. GallopingGhost May 2017 #35

Worming the cat comes first CountAllVotes May 2017 #36

It's a Siamese with anger issues. GallopingGhost May 2017 #37

Oh, the humanity! smirkymonkey May 2017 #38

whahhhhhhhhh. self-inflicted deprivation, you clueless disgrace to the female population. niyad May 2017 #39

The asshole might just give her a Purple Heart for her patriotic devotion and personal sacrifice dalton99a May 2017 #40

The buffoon didn't fall far from the tree. GeorgeGist May 2017 #41