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yuiyoshida

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14. I'm sorry are you a buddhist?

Fri May 5, 2017, 12:15 PM

May 2017

me: "yes".
ER: "but are you willing to convert?"
Me :"No thanks.."
ER: "Well, I am afraid we can not help you, if you won't convert"
Me:"I seriously don't want your fucked up religion..."
ER: "enjoy the rest of your life, however long, that might be, sorry we can't save your life, but its more than just your soul we are saving, its ours too".
Me: "While letting me die?"
ER: "Why yes, you either convert to Jesus or die.."
Me: "Is there a Jewish ER some where?"
ER: "No idea, our ambulances are busy, if you don't sign this conversion form, we can't help you"
Me: "But..."
ER: "We're sure there must be a Buddhist ER some where in the city, or you could go back to the country you came from... either way..good luck with that..."
Me: "But I was born here..."
ER : Not at this hospital, we don't allow Buddhist Births here. -shrugs- sorry..now please leave before we call Security.."

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OMFG Freethinker65 May 2017 #10

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