Let me see if I understand this correctly

[sarah FAILIN]

5. Why would we?

We are obviously nearly done with the Russian silliness. Tomorrow we go back to finding new ways to control the population through more efficient use of meds such as treating cancer with catnip tea and an asprin...
And by "control the population", I mean elimination of the use of expensive meds and re-forming the demographics to a more healthy society that requires less medical care (after all the sickly people die).. This is how we will save Social Security btw.. nobody will be around to draw it so it will last longer.