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Scootaloo

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18. I've known several fuck knobs, sir; I have found many of them to be pleasant enough company
Thu Jul 5, 2012, 01:47 AM
Jul 2012

The individual with whim you have presented us is no fuck knob. Nay indeed, I hear you do a grand disservice to fuck knobs everywhere, even to the long, proud profession of fuck knobbery itself. Generations of fuck knobs have passed their traditions of fuck knobbing down from father, to son, and sometimes from son to housepet. Good sir Vespucci, I must stand in defense of fuck knobs and ask that you retract your crass and undeserving statement.

After all, anyone can plainly see that the specimen set before us is a shit-knocker.

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K/R for "fuck knob"! NYC_SKP Jul 2012 #1
Seconded! n/t Lugnut Jul 2012 #10
who has pledged to as his first act as President to allow insurance companies to refuse to cover my Nye Bevan Jul 2012 #2
Got to admit; haven't heard that one before. Fuck knob suits romney very well! wandy Jul 2012 #3
I wish this fuck knob would choke on that vanilla plastic... Amonester Jul 2012 #4
What's that black spot on the tip of his nose? Lint Head Jul 2012 #5
Must be something that was on rateyes Jul 2012 #34
I feel like Mitt Romney simply does not share my values. AJTheMan Jul 2012 #6
AJTheMan, well stated. Your post should be on its own thread, not buried under the fuck knob. freshwest Jul 2012 #7
Hope you repost this as an OP mahina Jul 2012 #9
Really, WCGreen Jul 2012 #12
I totally Agree RD1angel Jul 2012 #20
+1! uponit7771 Jul 2012 #35
With respect, who do you think you are addressing here? rhett o rick Jul 2012 #8
I was injecting some humor into the obvious Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 #16
I hope you read this before you put me on your ignore list. rhett o rick Jul 2012 #47
Need to convince the people that say they are not going to vote Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #23
First of all, how is that working for you? rhett o rick Jul 2012 #46
One has said he has to vote Obama because Angry Dragon Jul 2012 #48
This message was self-deleted by its author RD1angel Jul 2012 #25
Time for some sleep RD1angel Jul 2012 #28
I had to learn that lesson. Peace to you. nm rhett o rick Jul 2012 #45
It's Flatpicker Jul 2012 #11
He is not qualified to be President... CoffeeCat Jul 2012 #13
Romney has no experience at the federal level. That was also true of Bush, and JDPriestly Jul 2012 #17
Lay off all public workers, offshore more jobs, cut SS and Medicare, Privatize everything ErikJ Jul 2012 #14
Technically, you won't be handing the keys to him. You'll be handing them to the U.S. Chamber of TrollBuster9090 Jul 2012 #15
I've known several fuck knobs, sir; I have found many of them to be pleasant enough company Scootaloo Jul 2012 #18
Ice Cream Cones Are People, My Friend. Pilotguy Jul 2012 #19
Good point John Robinson Jul 2012 #21
Those shorts are ironed. Brigid Jul 2012 #22
He also has his free hand strategically placed across the doggie door Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 #36
That picture is right up there with Bachmann's corn dog picture. Skidmore Jul 2012 #24
The look on their faces is enough to make me puke madokie Jul 2012 #26
Ann Romney makes me take back every bad thing I ever said about Laura Bush Amerigo Vespucci Jul 2012 #38
Said knob, driving an overloaded car in France, got into an accident with a MADem Jul 2012 #27
Whaa? Romney killed his boss's wife???? How in the world did I miss Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #29
The cops thought he was dead, actually. The essential features of the story are as follows: MADem Jul 2012 #31
Thanks so much for reposting this ! Very interesting. Globe did good digging this up. nt Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #39
what happened to his eyebrows? they are now invisible. nt Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #30
Too much swimming will cause the Grecian Formula to wash away. nt MADem Jul 2012 #32
never trust a 65 yr old who dyes his hair... madrchsod Jul 2012 #33
Maybe they got brushed off when he fell tripping someone in a race. nt Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #37
He was out on the Jet Ski with Anne yesterday! Sun bleached! MADem Jul 2012 #40
Ya, well I'm going to be keeping my eyes on those brows for changes....BTW Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #41
Yes there are degrees of severity. progressoid Jul 2012 #42
No, it's Mittwit! sinkingfeeling Jul 2012 #43
thanks..that is definitely my new fav: MittWit Laura PourMeADrink Jul 2012 #44
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