The New York Times is soliciting our opinions on Trump

[Solly Mack]

26. I offered them this...

Trump has not started a nuclear war with his steady stream of insulting tweets - yet.

Trump has not grabbed anyone by the pussy while in office - that we know of anyway.

Frito-Lay is pleased with the free advertising Trump brings to them through his use of crushed up Cheetos to color his face.

Trump has made American ignorance all the more acceptable.

Trump brings happiness to racist white people.

Trump has given men with abnormally tiny hands a reason to aspire to mediocrity.

Trump's hair is the next great breakthrough in personal body armor. Nothing penetrates it. Neither knowledge nor wisdom.

Trump's bulbous backside is matched only by his triple chins. With both, he has no equals.

Trump has made serial monogamy through adultery a "traditional family value". To be fair, Newt Gingrich did this first - but Trump has caused right-wing Christians to feel more comfortable in embracing this lifestyle choice by no longer being hobbled by the hypocrisy of it all.

Trump's dangerous disregard for the truth and facts has inspired the creation of "Say Something Nice" (about the third-rate circus barker in the WH) - a move that Fox News would describe as "fair and balanced". Kudos to the NYTimes for proving Trump right about being #FakeNews.

If there is anything nice to say about Trump it will be listed in his obituary - where the truth about a political figure is buried along with the body.