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5. #45 would require the weakest person at the table to transfer his or her

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Thu May 11, 2017, 09:25 PM

May 2017

scope to the guest, unless the guest is the weakest person. In that case, request is denied.

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Trump gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else gets 1 -- and other top lines from his Time intervie [View all] IronLionZion May 2017 OP

"He's like everyone else... forgotmylogin May 2017 #1

And a little bit bigger. Barack_America May 2017 #3

I mean... forgotmylogin May 2017 #4

This is because he is a child sarah FAILIN May 2017 #17

I would be the guy at the table who asks for 3 scoops, after he places his order, to fuck with him. TheBlackAdder May 2017 #28

Ha ha Dorian Gray May 2017 #33

Haha I can't wait. Volaris May 2017 #46

That was my favorite dessert Dorian Gray May 2017 #32

If a guest were to request a second scoop of ice cream, would he/she get one? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2017 #2

#45 would require the weakest person at the table to transfer his or her NCjack May 2017 #5

Ha! School Cafeteria politics. forgotmylogin May 2017 #7

After he orders two, I would ask for three, just so everyone sees him ask for four, only to best me. TheBlackAdder May 2017 #29

Poorly brought up. LisaM May 2017 #6

He eats ice cream with chocolate cream pie? jmowreader May 2017 #8

Goodyear declines that sponsorship. Trump tires whine when under pressure or any type of load. TheBlackAdder May 2017 #30

I wasn't thinking of Trump tires jmowreader May 2017 #38

I like to think of him as our little Hindenburg. Buns_of_Fire May 2017 #41

Because if there is anything he needs, it's an extra scoop of ice cream. smirkymonkey May 2017 #9

Making America Great Again requires extra fuel IronLionZion May 2017 #12

His heads and hands look so small. Demtexan May 2017 #15

Yes, he looks rather t-Rex-ish with tiny little arms and an enormous body in that photo. anneboleyn May 2017 #40

I do not blame her. Demtexan May 2017 #44

Can he bend his belly down and pork his belly button? His small dick would never hit the back of it TheBlackAdder May 2017 #31

I'm sure he's tried! smirkymonkey May 2017 #34

A cream pie is made of cream, topped with whipped cream IronLionZion May 2017 #10

Does anyone advise him on his eating habits? ProudLib72 May 2017 #11

LOL, they advise him to have more ice cream! FSogol May 2017 #36

If there is any money left the kids will fight each other. Demtexan May 2017 #45

Terrific. We'll soon have an oval-shaped president to go along with the office. BlueStater May 2017 #13

oh, what the hell shanti May 2017 #14

There's a new nickname - Two-scoops Trump. Solly Mack May 2017 #16

let's put him back on teevee as onethatcares May 2017 #27

Trump is synonymous with all things bad or tacky in the excess. Solly Mack May 2017 #37

How many scoops does his youngest son get? nt irisblue May 2017 #18

Sounds like he's in a hurry to be a diabetic. lpbk2713 May 2017 #19

Just one more way for him to be a show-off. Grammy23 May 2017 #20

trump is America's CANCER.. and YES Keep Shoveling Cha May 2017 #21

What's his favorite flavor? GallopingGhost May 2017 #22

Only 2? He should get at least 4 and then seconds on everything - heeheehee luvMIdog May 2017 #23

he should get the entire pie and container of ice cream JI7 May 2017 #24

yep. please please keep feeding 45 pie and ice cream luvMIdog May 2017 #25

Why shouldn't president cancer get two scoops? pressbox69 May 2017 #26

Captain Queeg had FOUR scoops of strawberries jmowreader May 2017 #39

Trump is a child Gothmog May 2017 #35

Found Trump eating ice cream -- tiny arms, giant body anneboleyn May 2017 #42

Someone make sure he gets 2 musette_sf May 2017 #43

Can we just put him on Man Versus Food?? LeftInTX May 2017 #47

That was difficult to watch IronLionZion May 2017 #49

Some are more equal than others IronLionZion May 2017 #48