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31. How many tea-baggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Thu Jul 5, 2012, 05:51 PM

Jul 2012

Last edited Thu Jul 5, 2012, 11:43 PM - Edit history (1)

None. When tea-baggers see a dim bulb they elect it to Congress.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? [View all] MrScorpio Jul 2012 OP

EXCELLENT! calimary Jul 2012 #1

They'd like to change the light bulb demwing Jul 2012 #2

True, but they all enjoy the part where they get to do the screwing. Marie Marie Jul 2012 #3

ROFL DebJ Jul 2012 #25

Some truth to top off the 4th. Thank you, MrS! rurallib Jul 2012 #4

Actually, it's six. GoCubsGo Jul 2012 #5

How many DUers does it take to change a lightbulb? Chiyo-chichi Jul 2012 #6

Priceless! Jackpine Radical Jul 2012 #14

you should PM that to skinner, thats the funniest post i've seen in ages. dionysus Jul 2012 #21

No amount of gubmint intrusion can force them to change a light bulb pscot Jul 2012 #7

None - they let the job creators have offshore workers change it for them. Initech Jul 2012 #8

What's a lightbulb? freshwest Jul 2012 #9

1,000,001 - One to screw it in... Big Orange Jeff Jul 2012 #10

That's perfect! Lugnut Jul 2012 #11

They'd hire some undocumented worker to do it. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2012 #12

And then pay a team of PR people a scandalous sum to hide their use of an undocumented worker. tanyev Jul 2012 #15

And the electricity that powers it? Socialism, pure and simple. n/t the_chinuk Jul 2012 #13

None. They claim it's a tax on light. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #16

Light is only a theory. ahg Jul 2012 #17

It takes three meow2u3 Jul 2012 #18

230, exactly krispos42 Jul 2012 #19

They refuse to change the lightbulb LiberalEsto Jul 2012 #20

Republicans? Change? Puhlease... paparush Jul 2012 #22

You forgot Flatpicker Jul 2012 #23

None, they would argue over it for years in the dark. Javaman Jul 2012 #24

None - IDemo Jul 2012 #26

One Hundred bongbong Jul 2012 #27

Oh they'll change it.... GopperStopper2680 Jul 2012 #28

How many republicans does it take to do the right thing? Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #29

How many Rethugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? red dog 1 Jul 2012 #30

How many tea-baggers does it take to change a light bulb? red dog 1 Jul 2012 #31

At least Biden would fix the bulb and not pretend that the light is fake. LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #32