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MineralMan

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3. That's because Trump is locked in the Presidential lavatory.

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Mon May 15, 2017, 08:49 AM

May 2017

His staff locked him in there yesterday to keep him from destroying everything. His cell phone battery is dead, and everyone left the White House to get drunk in the closest dive bar to Pennsylvania Avenue.

Will they come back, or will Trump continue to be locked in? Who can say?

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

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...that we know about... Ellipsis May 2017 #1

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yet. But don't worry- it's early yet. COLGATE4 May 2017 #4

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