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forgotmylogin

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22. The man at the helm said the tour would only take three hours!

Wed May 17, 2017, 12:57 PM

May 2017

We've already hit nine rocks, four reefs, a school of dolphins, dragged in the shallows for an hour and a half, only barely escaped the Kraken, spilled our entire gas tank in the ocean, and now we're mired in this swamp that seems to be full of men in dark suits and red ties. The captain has locked himself inside the helm, and the crew only speaks Russian and doesn't seem at all interested in trying to tell us what's happening.

Professor, you don't by chance know how to make an impeachment machine out of coconuts, some twine, and a rusty bicycle?

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Don Jr. has a sad, and I must come to the conclusion that many of you here are responsible. [View all] Miles Archer May 2017 OP

It is sad that he might not go to prison when his dad does Takket May 2017 #1

It's sad when the children of tinpot dictators display their conditioning...I mean upbringing. Solly Mack May 2017 #2

Hate to break it to you, Don Jr., but The Velveteen Ocelot May 2017 #3

History will show...... SergeStorms May 2017 #73

You're Welcome! furtheradu May 2017 #4

Message deleted by DU the Administrators bbobb May 2017 #57

Poor wittle snowlfake. BannonsLiver May 2017 #5

You're a narcissist, a thief and a liar, DT. lpbk2713 May 2017 #6

Unlike Obama, where the Republicans wanted him to succeed Oneironaut May 2017 #7

Isn't this what he really means? ocd liberal May 2017 #8

That's exactly it - in a nutshell FakeNoose May 2017 #91

That right there's a clever boy.. Permanut May 2017 #9

we do our humble best!! niyad May 2017 #10

Got it backwards! ananda May 2017 #11

There was a movie called Born on the 4th of July. wildeyed May 2017 #12

One of the Fredo's is sad? Hey, I want a piece of that. (nt) Paladin May 2017 #13

It's sad that Stump Boy can't see what a complete and utter failure his smirkymonkey May 2017 #14

Let me guess, he recorded a country album crazycatlady May 2017 #63

Stump boy! SergeStorms May 2017 #74

It was making the rounds for a while. smirkymonkey May 2017 #92

Omg! Lotusflower70 May 2017 #77

I know! It's like one of those awkward high school yearbook photographs! smirkymonkey May 2017 #93

He looks totally MFM008 May 2017 #84

You are welcome...... BlueJac May 2017 #15

What a dope! Unrepentant Fenian May 2017 #16

and compared to Eric, he's the smart one Alice11111 May 2017 #87

Maybe I am out of line here....but I just want to say - Kleveland May 2017 #17

The man at the helm GallopingGhost May 2017 #18

The man at the helm said the tour would only take three hours! forgotmylogin May 2017 #22

LOL GallopingGhost May 2017 #39

This explains it... forgotmylogin May 2017 #46

I'm sure GallopingGhost May 2017 #58

I think I love you! dmr May 2017 #72

It's because we don't want America to suffer and fail that we oppose you. denverbill May 2017 #19

Dear Asshole Jr. : You DO realize that the various exemptions and bullwinkle428 May 2017 #20

The entire family Scarsdale May 2017 #42

Message deleted by DU the Administrators Yavin4 May 2017 #21

I am proud that I mgardener May 2017 #23

Here's what's sad, nimrod... world wide wally May 2017 #24

So basically, it's sad that we have a constitution. ProudLib72 May 2017 #25

FO snowflake Jr where were you for the last 8 years whiner? workinclasszero May 2017 #26

Republicans Scarsdale May 2017 #43

Yes Trump is the idiot they have prayed for to deliver them from workinclasszero May 2017 #48

Inaugural day or Impeachment day: Which one will be more celebrated? oasis May 2017 #27

Don Jr. is a delicate bitch just like his daddy. LOL Lib May 2017 #28

Didn't fall far from the tree did he? workinclasszero May 2017 #30

Picked from the lowest hanging branch! LOL Lib May 2017 #31

Poor babbies of the right workinclasszero May 2017 #32

Its sad that you people won't let Trumpenfuhrer lead us into a glorious 4th reich! workinclasszero May 2017 #29

The left & some of the right WANT America respected, and a President who isn't corrupt & unethical. Honeycombe8 May 2017 #33

You funny fellow, Junior! tavernier May 2017 #34

Message deleted by DU the Administrators turbinetree May 2017 #35

Grifting is a dominant gene in this family. gademocrat7 May 2017 #36

Well done, then. Let's all give ourselves the rest of the day off. Sugar Smack May 2017 #37

Yep! That was all me! j/k Crowman2009 May 2017 #38

That's why the rooskies knocked DU off the internets on election day workinclasszero May 2017 #41

66 million of us got it right on Nov 8th and we're still right about you. ffr May 2017 #40

Since I quit drinking, a whining republican has become my favorite kind of "wine." nt HopeAgain May 2017 #44

Yes, I must confess that I am responsible. hamsterjill May 2017 #45

the GOP PURPOSELY tried to msake obama fail. kill the economy? hey, 1 term! pansypoo53219 May 2017 #47

I don't think Uday understands what actual suffering is. GoCubsGo May 2017 #49

It's a little late for SNOWFLAKES! Ilsa May 2017 #50

It's sad that the trump family today would rather see America suffer and fail.... George II May 2017 #51

Sorry, Uday not fooled May 2017 #52

America IS suffering and failing as long as daddy drumpf remains in the oval office. democratisphere May 2017 #53

Grow up little man.... LakeArenal May 2017 #54

Don Jr. is a chip off the old block nt Progressive dog May 2017 #55

America suffers when affordable healthcare is snatched away from the poor and the sick Tanuki May 2017 #56

Does he even "hear" himself ? ashling May 2017 #59

You know what's sad wittle man? MontanaMama May 2017 #60

fuck the hole family Angry Dragon May 2017 #61

Oh Don... I know you "love" your Dad, but Don... Raster May 2017 #62

He is as ignorant as his father. madaboutharry May 2017 #64

You know what's sad, Donny-boy? Aristus May 2017 #65

Jeebus. I have never seen a family Marie Marie May 2017 #66

Guilty as charged. LS_Editor May 2017 #67

you're right junior, we're drowning in success.... spanone May 2017 #68

We're only attacking and criticizing him retrowire May 2017 #69

If he were doing anything that would better America, we'd support him rpannier May 2017 #70

Seems a good example of projection to me! Eom Lyricalinklines May 2017 #71

we will treat him the way they treated Obama Hamlette May 2017 #75

fuck this family. i would be so happy to see don jr and eric and trump all imprisoned JI7 May 2017 #76

We do what we can Lotusflower70 May 2017 #78

oh shut up cat killer luvMIdog May 2017 #79

One of the replies has a riversedge May 2017 #80

What happened on the 12th? That was decades ago! n/t moonscape May 2017 #81

donald fascist fuking trump at the helm?.. Bawawawaaaa Cha May 2017 #82

It's a hard knock life :P luvMIdog May 2017 #83

Boo hoo Uday... SoCalDem May 2017 #85

Here's Uday's Whaaaambulance. SunSeeker May 2017 #86

your incompetent orange piece of shit father is supposed to UNITE America Skittles May 2017 #88

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2017 #89

Yeah, sad for him, lol onlyadream May 2017 #90

Typical repuke Opposite Day talk. BlancheSplanchnik May 2017 #94

This sentence has "projection" written all over it neeksgeek May 2017 #95

Put down the Twitter machine and go back to salting snails Don Still In Wisconsin May 2017 #96

I guess it depends on how you define "succeed".... Wounded Bear May 2017 #97

Sad? Or delusional? RandomAccess May 2017 #98

2009: Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails oberliner May 2017 #99