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Now it is easy to get lots of traffic to your website using Democratic Underground!!! Here's how!!!

Step 1: come up with a story the Democrats will just salivate over being true. Examples:
"audio of trump peeing to be released tonight"
"sources say Trump business associate will be releasing 2012 tax returns"

Step 2: post a link to your website and see your story right at the top of Democratic Underground because they love fake news like yours.

Step 3: get some advertisers on your website. Monetize that traffic baby!

But wait there's more!

As an added bonus you can show live tweets from your bogus Twitter feed and get hundreds if not thousands of subscribers absolutely free!

So what are you waiting for! Get your website to the top and get rich quick.

And of course try to make it sound like you are somebody important, because heck, you're going to be important very soon anyway. Maybe you once took a picture of the Clinton at a conference? Tell them you are a presidential photographer during the Clinton administration. Have you ever visited a department such as the DMV to get your driver's license? Tell them you have done some work at the state department. It sounds good and you aren't even lying as bad as Trump, so why not?

So get your conspiracy theories ready! Get your website up and running! And get some advertising dollars headed your way! Who needs to contribute to Democratic Underground when you can contribute with fake news? It's going to be great! You're going to get tired of winning so much.