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Ichingcarpenter

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Sat Jul 7, 2012, 03:05 AM Jul 2012

If you don't go to church you should be taxed.. American Family Association, [View all]

Bryan Fischer, the public face of the American Family Association, said yesterday that the government should mandate that all Americans go to church or otherwise be taxed for “endangering their physical health.”

“People who have an active vibrant spiritual life are healthier. They live longer, they are healthier, and they are happier. Their physical health is better. What we ought to do is we ought to have an individual mandate from the government that everybody has to go to church because, after all, Obamacare is all about improving the health of the American people. We know that going to church is good for you, it’s good for your health, so we are going to mandate that you go to Church for your own health… and we are going to tax the athiests who don’t go to church. Now, we can’t make you go to church, but we are going to penalize you if you don’t. We’re gonna assess a tax on every atheist that doesn’t go to church because those atheists are endangering their physical health.

http://americount.org/2012/07/06/american-family-associations-bryan-fischer-government-mandate-americans-attend-church-taxed/


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Its an attempt at understanding.............a failure, but still an attempt HubertHeaver Jul 2012 #1
An attempt at understanding what? Warren DeMontague Jul 2012 #4
Logic and analogy HubertHeaver Jul 2012 #6
Or alternately you can just give a 10% health insurance discount to everyone with a church bulletin. PoliticAverse Jul 2012 #2
Oh for fuck's sake. Warren DeMontague Jul 2012 #3
I have a site for you sakabatou Jul 2012 #10
Nice! Warren DeMontague Jul 2012 #14
LMAO sakabatou Jul 2012 #62
Thats a crazy mo'fo' right there madokie Jul 2012 #5
And all those 'believers' who don't attend church...gonna tax them? SammyWinstonJack Jul 2012 #7
lol. He's probably proud of himself for that one. Solly Mack Jul 2012 #8
Atheist Katharine Hepburn made it to 96... joeybee12 Jul 2012 #9
This atheist is 73 and still going strong. RebelOne Jul 2012 #54
So... Jews and Muslims would be...? sakabatou Jul 2012 #11
Repeat after me: mnhtnbb Jul 2012 #12
+1,000,000 Auggie Jul 2012 #34
LOL and +1 n/t Spazito Jul 2012 #45
This message was self-deleted by its author Junkdrawer Jul 2012 #56
Wow. What can you to this kind of stupidity? bowens43 Jul 2012 #13
Would I have to physically go to church, or could I just visit the Flying Spaghetti Monster website? tclambert Jul 2012 #15
THIS... Volaris Jul 2012 #39
Fuck that, I say we go Rasta not Pasta n/t hootinholler Jul 2012 #68
How unAmerican of him quaker bill Jul 2012 #16
Massive analogy fail. AngryOldDem Jul 2012 #17
Actually no Kalidurga Jul 2012 #18
My grandmother lived to be 102. meaculpa2011 Jul 2012 #38
He's got it backwards - churches have been getting a free ride TBF Jul 2012 #19
You sure that's not a typo? JNelson6563 Jul 2012 #20
Bryan Fischer's hateful spew is endangering my health. GoCubsGo Jul 2012 #21
What you said, bro/sis,... Ferretherder Jul 2012 #30
Preach it, brother! backscatter712 Jul 2012 #50
Hahahaha Stinky The Clown Jul 2012 #22
It's just plain sad when they try to make a "scientific" argument ... surrealAmerican Jul 2012 #23
About Paying Tax MooseTrax Jul 2012 #24
I have a better idea... sendero Jul 2012 #25
"active vibrant spiritual life" mainer Jul 2012 #26
If church-going is so healthy, why does the Stroke Belt Tanuki Jul 2012 #27
Not that I'm defending this prick, but could it also be Pool Hall Ace Jul 2012 #29
What bible belt? It's more like the bible waistcoat... HereSince1628 Jul 2012 #31
"As it turns out religious adherence to bible based religions is pretty high over much of the US." Occulus Jul 2012 #48
we stopped going to church because we found it too taxing.... NRaleighLiberal Jul 2012 #28
Around here we call that Tsiyu Jul 2012 #58
Healthiest states in the nation are least religious mainer Jul 2012 #32
Hello Establishment Clause. Clown. n/t mattclearing Jul 2012 #33
Duh. . We are taxed! B Calm Jul 2012 #35
He should move to a country with a national religion, then. knitter4democracy Jul 2012 #36
So little time - so much crazy nt COLGATE4 Jul 2012 #37
Disgusting LeftishBrit Jul 2012 #40
Or a mosque. Courtesy Flush Jul 2012 #41
I go to church and I donate goclark Jul 2012 #42
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. flvegan Jul 2012 #43
This is the reason why people are leaving the church. Who wants to belong to a church that southernyankeebelle Jul 2012 #44
They should maybe do a study... Iggo Jul 2012 #46
Interesting . . . he's right in a sense 4th law of robotics Jul 2012 #47
Why does this un-American doucheclown still have a microphone? backscatter712 Jul 2012 #49
Only one thing to say Old Codger Jul 2012 #51
This wasn't from the Onion, I checked. I have three things to say........ wandy Jul 2012 #52
This message was self-deleted by its author wendylaroux Jul 2012 #53
What he's really saying: Tsiyu Jul 2012 #55
Oh, yeah, FORCE a bunch of atheists to your once peaceful church.... Junkdrawer Jul 2012 #57
The wording here makes me wonder *why* you think it's a bad idea. dmallind Jul 2012 #61
Would your ancestors be entitled to a refund if you were posthumously baptized by Mormons? Snarkoleptic Jul 2012 #59
Don't Hold Yer Breath MooseTrax Jul 2012 #67
what a facist douche. dionysus Jul 2012 #60
How would this be enforced? Sirveri Jul 2012 #63
I predict that AsahinaKimi Jul 2012 #64
LMAAO Bolo Boffin Jul 2012 #65
F*ing BS marlakay Jul 2012 #66
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