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Jim Dandy

(358 posts)
Sun May 28, 2017, 01:38 PM May 2017

Bowen: Abortions decreased Thanks To People Praying During Intercourse [View all]

The executive director of Iowa Right to Life insisted this week that a dramatic drop in abortions in the state was unrelated to the use of birth control because contraception had a “huge failure rate.” Figures released this month by the Iowa Department of Public Health showed that abortions in Iowa had dropped 40 percent since 2007.

At the same time, birth rates in the state have remained steady, suggesting that the drop was not linked to women choosing to carry their pregnancies to term instead of having abortions. Planned Parenthood spokesperson Penny Dickey told KCCI that abortions began dropping at the same time that more women began using long-term contraception, such as IUDs and hormone implants.

But Jennifer Bowen, the executive director for Iowa Right to Life, asserted to KCCI that abortions were becoming rarer because of an increase in the number and intensity of people’s prayers to not get pregnant, as well as that “Iowans have finally started getting in touch with the man upstairs.”

“Hawkeyes are a strange breed, and proof of that is the fact that as soon as they started praying more frequently and vigorously, the man upstairs started listening,” Bowen asserted. “To be quite honest, I could not be happier right now, because I have been trying to get people to have more faith in religion for ages, and finally it’s working.”

http://uspoln.com/2017/05/25/bowen-abortions-decreased-thanks-people-praying-intercourse/

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Is that why people shout "Oh, God! Oh, God!"? The Velveteen Ocelot May 2017 #1
well done. JHan May 2017 #3
That Was the First Thing I Thought of Leith May 2017 #14
FFS! Lucinda May 2017 #2
You win at DU for the day! n/t Different Drummer May 2017 #17
Hmm...people who rely on prayer as contraception: MineralMan May 2017 #4
So yelling or moaning 'oh god' is a form of prayer? milestogo May 2017 #5
I'd laugh if it wasn't the Trump administration in office. JHan May 2017 #6
This is satire and should be noted in your OP tenderfoot May 2017 #7
thanks. I fell for it NastyRiffraff May 2017 #16
If it had been Borowitz, of course we would have known it was satire. Different Drummer May 2017 #18
Sounds reasonable, after all, it's America! Turbineguy May 2017 #8
OK. 'the man upstairs." LOLOLOLO pangaia May 2017 #9
This message was self-deleted by its author WhiskeyGrinder May 2017 #10
N/M. HOAX article. WinkyDink May 2017 #12
According to Todd Akin Leith May 2017 #15
She's nuts, but THIS IS A 50% HOAX ARTICLE. SEE original, and CLICK ON "SHOW FACTS": WinkyDink May 2017 #11
Unreal Lotusflower70 May 2017 #13
So, its satire. Picking "Iowa" really sold it. nt NCjack May 2017 #19
That ain't prayin'. Iggo May 2017 #20
For sure there were no conceptions taking place HAB911 May 2017 #21
Jebus Effin' Krist has she mistaken shouts of oh god for intersessions with some god malaise May 2017 #22
. Dem2 May 2017 #23
She left me for Jesus maxrandb May 2017 #24
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