"If you put me in a cage with a real liberal, I will beat the living daylights out of them"

[haele]

35. I'm a 50+ year old overweight liberal woman who uses a cane.

But I also went to shore patrol training, learned Judo from my dad, and up until recently, hauled 50 lb. toolboxes around on a regular basis.
I might not be spry and quick, and I have a wonky leg; but I still have the upper body strength of a shipyard worker, the physical understanding of leverage, and a lot of strategic knowledge of body parts and their weaknesses. If forced to, I have no fear of defending myself - and taking down most males in my "weight class".
Of course, as a liberal, I have to live in the real world dealing with real people. I'm smart enough not to pick useless physical fights with tiny brain losers.

Liberal =/= wuss or nerd.

Root couldn't stand up to a liberal like Brad Pitt or George Clooney unless he cheated and paid an MMA fighter to protect his bully ass; they wouldn't waste their time on him, either.

Haele