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Miles Archer

(23,657 posts) Fri Jun 2, 2017, 12:11 PM Jun 2017

WOW! President Trump's 71st birthday is only TWELVE days away! What gift would YOU like to give him? [View all]

He's done so much to make America great again in just a few short months. The least we could do is show our appreciation on his special day.

HEY...maybe he could take the day off and play a round of golf! He hardly gets to do that anymore.

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WOW! President Trump's 71st birthday is only TWELVE days away! What gift would YOU like to give him? [View all] Miles Archer Jun 2017 OP

Why, of course ... frazzled Jun 2017 #1

I have to clean dog yard and could find him many nice gifts. Auntie Bush Jun 2017 #2

A cell and an orange jumpsuit. Aristus Jun 2017 #3

A one-way ticket to Siberia NastyRiffraff Jun 2017 #4

A myocardial infarction. Girard442 Jun 2017 #5

Funny, that was the first thing that immediately jumped to my mind. smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #26

well with his unhealthy bdamomma Jun 2017 #37

Yes, two little atherosclerotic plaques mitch96 Jun 2017 #42

The gift of retirement. n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2017 #6

Yep! Phoenix61 Jun 2017 #48

A buzz cut and an orange jumpsuit. mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #7

a 20 piece bucket from KFC with a loud noisemaker that's prone geek tragedy Jun 2017 #8

Articles of impeachment underthematrix Jun 2017 #9

Self awareness... Kleveland Jun 2017 #10

An endless supply of beautiful cake with bacon dalton99a Jun 2017 #11

A Hair cut. It's hideous lunasun Jun 2017 #12

Just shave it dalton99a Jun 2017 #14

My suggestions would get me thrown off the site. Paladin Jun 2017 #13

The ugliest Motherfucker ever born .. I rate him as 1/10. nt Le Gaucher Jun 2017 #15

He is absolutely hideous, isn't he? smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #27

You're too kind Lotusflower70 Jun 2017 #30

A fucking clue NightWatcher Jun 2017 #16

I would gift him an Outward Bound trip with a loooong solo experience. demmiblue Jun 2017 #17

I would give him a delegation of GOPers to tell him to resign. Doodley Jun 2017 #18

Early retirement. Initech Jun 2017 #19

All the Karma that is due him. GoCubsGo Jun 2017 #20

Do you think My Pet Goat is a little too advanced for him? nt. NCTraveler Jun 2017 #21

My neighbor Clover just made him a pie! Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #22

Oh, that's the best! eleny Jun 2017 #28

An all-expenses paid, or way trip MurrayDelph Jun 2017 #23

A full medical workup at Walter Reed... Hekate Jun 2017 #24

The biggest, RICHEST, beautifulest, superior chocolate cake in the history of history. Sugar Smack Jun 2017 #25

I know, but I'm not sure how to get it to arrive steaming. Vinca Jun 2017 #29

A bottle of cologne that smells god..until you spray it on you then it smells like poop SummerSnow Jun 2017 #31

Starvation and imprisonment The Blue Flower Jun 2017 #32

a one-way ticket to anywhere. . . n/t annabanana Jun 2017 #33

I'd like to give him 3 months... CozyMystery Jun 2017 #34

That same thing Santa gives him at Christmas... 4139 Jun 2017 #35

what an ugly bdamomma Jun 2017 #36

A Massive Myocardial Infarction‎ /NT sdfernando Jun 2017 #38

Dire poverty. India-train-platform poverty. Brazilian garbage-heap poverty. WinkyDink Jun 2017 #39

Articles of Impeachment, hands down. redstatebluegirl Jun 2017 #40

Gift enid602 Jun 2017 #41

Terrible rash that won't respond to treatment benld74 Jun 2017 #43

Minnie Jackson's special pie Mad-in-Mo Jun 2017 #44

20 to life world wide wally Jun 2017 #45

Bread and water Takket Jun 2017 #46

A set of suspensors Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2017 #47