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CozyMystery

(761 posts)
34. I'd like to give him 3 months...
Fri Jun 2, 2017, 01:27 PM
Jun 2017

of living with an average American family, none of whom voted for him or support his presidency. He can bring all of his possessions he can fit into a regular backpack, except for money.

He wants to eat, he'll have to cook and shop for food. IOW, he'll be part of the household -- another adult to carry the burden. He'll do chores, laundry, etc.

He'll share a bathroom. He'll sit on furniture made of particleboard and cardboard. He'll sleep on the couch.

He can make money by working at minimum wage. Maybe the family will pay him to mow the lawn -- or deduct it from his share of expenses. All his income will be from him working for it.

No cell phone... he won't deserve it. No access to his family, friends, acquaintances or Putin. No internet.

No Secret Service or bodyguards ... none of the trappings of his current life.

He gets sick, no healthcare. He will just have to be sick.

No access to guns -- we don't want him to kill himself. Do we?

We'll bring Obama back to fill in for him. (This is a fantasy, remember.)

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Why, of course ... frazzled Jun 2017 #1
I have to clean dog yard and could find him many nice gifts. Auntie Bush Jun 2017 #2
A cell and an orange jumpsuit. Aristus Jun 2017 #3
A one-way ticket to Siberia NastyRiffraff Jun 2017 #4
A myocardial infarction. Girard442 Jun 2017 #5
Funny, that was the first thing that immediately jumped to my mind. smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #26
well with his unhealthy bdamomma Jun 2017 #37
Yes, two little atherosclerotic plaques mitch96 Jun 2017 #42
The gift of retirement. n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2017 #6
Yep! Phoenix61 Jun 2017 #48
A buzz cut and an orange jumpsuit. mnhtnbb Jun 2017 #7
a 20 piece bucket from KFC with a loud noisemaker that's prone geek tragedy Jun 2017 #8
Articles of impeachment underthematrix Jun 2017 #9
Self awareness... Kleveland Jun 2017 #10
An endless supply of beautiful cake with bacon dalton99a Jun 2017 #11
A Hair cut. It's hideous lunasun Jun 2017 #12
Just shave it dalton99a Jun 2017 #14
My suggestions would get me thrown off the site. Paladin Jun 2017 #13
The ugliest Motherfucker ever born .. I rate him as 1/10. nt Le Gaucher Jun 2017 #15
He is absolutely hideous, isn't he? smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #27
You're too kind Lotusflower70 Jun 2017 #30
A fucking clue NightWatcher Jun 2017 #16
I would gift him an Outward Bound trip with a loooong solo experience. demmiblue Jun 2017 #17
I would give him a delegation of GOPers to tell him to resign. Doodley Jun 2017 #18
Early retirement. Initech Jun 2017 #19
All the Karma that is due him. GoCubsGo Jun 2017 #20
Do you think My Pet Goat is a little too advanced for him? nt. NCTraveler Jun 2017 #21
My neighbor Clover just made him a pie! Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #22
Oh, that's the best! eleny Jun 2017 #28
An all-expenses paid, or way trip MurrayDelph Jun 2017 #23
A full medical workup at Walter Reed... Hekate Jun 2017 #24
The biggest, RICHEST, beautifulest, superior chocolate cake in the history of history. Sugar Smack Jun 2017 #25
I know, but I'm not sure how to get it to arrive steaming. Vinca Jun 2017 #29
A bottle of cologne that smells god..until you spray it on you then it smells like poop SummerSnow Jun 2017 #31
Starvation and imprisonment The Blue Flower Jun 2017 #32
a one-way ticket to anywhere. . . n/t annabanana Jun 2017 #33
I'd like to give him 3 months... CozyMystery Jun 2017 #34
That same thing Santa gives him at Christmas... 4139 Jun 2017 #35
what an ugly bdamomma Jun 2017 #36
A Massive Myocardial Infarction‎ /NT sdfernando Jun 2017 #38
Dire poverty. India-train-platform poverty. Brazilian garbage-heap poverty. WinkyDink Jun 2017 #39
Articles of Impeachment, hands down. redstatebluegirl Jun 2017 #40
Gift enid602 Jun 2017 #41
Terrible rash that won't respond to treatment benld74 Jun 2017 #43
Minnie Jackson's special pie Mad-in-Mo Jun 2017 #44
20 to life world wide wally Jun 2017 #45
Bread and water Takket Jun 2017 #46
A set of suspensors Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2017 #47
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