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7. The first comment deserves a post of its own...

Sun Jul 8, 2012, 05:30 PM

Jul 2012

"Here's a truly modest proposal for Willard: sell the kids and grandkids for medical experiments, sell everything you own, clean out every account you have on Planet Earth (go ahead and keep the ones on Altair IV), take the money amassed from all of this activity, convert it to paper currency, and eat every last bit of it. This will produce more worthwhile byproducts than anything you will do should the nation's syphilitic political system give you the keys to the White House."

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ROFLMAO!!! Charles P. Pierce: Beyond Misery in America: A Modest Proposal for Willard [View all] tpsbmam Jul 2012 OP

Delish malaise Jul 2012 #1

HAHAHAHAHA! Tennessee Gal Jul 2012 #2

Sweet Jebus that was HYSTERICAL!. . . n/t annabanana Jul 2012 #3

worth the read handmade34 Jul 2012 #4

Just a typical Fourth Celabration Wellstone ruled Jul 2012 #5

Oh boy. This really rings true. And it's funny! geckosfeet Jul 2012 #6

The first comment deserves a post of its own... Scuba Jul 2012 #7

Oh man,....that's brilliant.... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #8

Funny! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #9

Loved it libodem Jul 2012 #10

RICH!!!! ewagner Jul 2012 #11

Love it! kellytore Jul 2012 #12

Damn, you need to put the Depends warning at the beginning! Spazito Jul 2012 #13

What a fun read! Yikes! Overseas Jul 2012 #14

His is good. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #15

That last paragraph is so true: Amonester Jul 2012 #16

OMG PADemD Jul 2012 #17

I just have to kick this back up, it is too good, too funny to miss! n/t Spazito Jul 2012 #18