I think we should dive into the Fake News business from our POV ! Bet DUers

[Whiskeytide]

10. I'll give it a try, Laura....

Dateline DU - 9 June 2017
Breaking...

TRUMP ACTUALLY DISCUSSES THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS AT CAMPAIGN RALLY!
Tells Blonde FOX News reporter "I'll show you too, if you sign this non-disclosure contract".

ORANGE HUED MAN GETS OFF ON VODKA FLAVORED GOLDEN SHOWERS!
Olga breaks her silence .... "He tried to grab my kiska, but his hands were too small..."

TRUMP COLLUDES WITH HOSTILE FOREIGN POWER TO UNDERMINE DEMOCRACY!
White House responds: "No cock holster. Not a cock holster. You're the cock holster."

WH PRESS SECRETARY HIDES IN BUSHES FROM REPORTERS!
"I wasn't hiding. I had to pee, and you can't do that where he'll see you because ... it does.... something ...to him".

TRUMP ADMITS HE FIRED SOME NUT-JOB TO OBSTRUCT THE FBI INVESTIGATION INTO HIS CAMPAIGN'S CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAN ELECTION TAMPERING!
"Rod Rosenstein channels John Belushi in Animal House, running through the Justice Building yelling 'Holy shit! Holy shit!' "

SPEAKER PAUL RYAN REVEALS THAT TRUMP IS INCOMPETENT, INEXPERIENCED, AND... WELL,... JUST DUMB AS DIRT!
"Sources inside Nova Corps. who wish to remain anonymous because the whole damn place is bat shit crazy, confirm that Paul Ryan is, in fact, a total dick, and looks like a grown Eddie Munster".



.... Damn, Laura. I'm not sure this is going to work...