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Amonester

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16. That last paragraph is so true:

Sun Jul 8, 2012, 06:53 PM

Jul 2012

I can write a check and buy English and change words to mean anything I want them to mean. "Horse" is now "deduction." See how it works? "Penalty" and "tax" and "fee" all mean the same thing. They mean I don't have to pay them. I own English now.

The Truth:
I can write a check and buy Lawmakers and change words that allow me to do anything I want legally. "Robbery" is now "Offshore Investment." See how it works? "Penalty" and "tax" and "fee" all mean the same thing. They mean I don't have to pay them. I own Lawmakers now.

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ROFLMAO!!! Charles P. Pierce: Beyond Misery in America: A Modest Proposal for Willard [View all] tpsbmam Jul 2012 OP

Delish malaise Jul 2012 #1

HAHAHAHAHA! Tennessee Gal Jul 2012 #2

Sweet Jebus that was HYSTERICAL!. . . n/t annabanana Jul 2012 #3

worth the read handmade34 Jul 2012 #4

Just a typical Fourth Celabration Wellstone ruled Jul 2012 #5

Oh boy. This really rings true. And it's funny! geckosfeet Jul 2012 #6

The first comment deserves a post of its own... Scuba Jul 2012 #7

Oh man,....that's brilliant.... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #8

Funny! The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #9

Loved it libodem Jul 2012 #10

RICH!!!! ewagner Jul 2012 #11

Love it! kellytore Jul 2012 #12

Damn, you need to put the Depends warning at the beginning! Spazito Jul 2012 #13

What a fun read! Yikes! Overseas Jul 2012 #14

His is good. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #15

That last paragraph is so true: Amonester Jul 2012 #16

OMG PADemD Jul 2012 #17

I just have to kick this back up, it is too good, too funny to miss! n/t Spazito Jul 2012 #18