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19. They could triple the revenue by turning it into a bar and promoting it as a comedy adventure!

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Tue Jun 13, 2017, 08:23 PM

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Creationist Ken Ham Blames Atheists For Ark Park Failure [View all] Quixote1818 Jun 2017 OP

I'd be happy to take credit for destroying the ark park. eom. docgee Jun 2017 #1

Same here madokie Jun 2017 #6

I am a long ways away and did little in that area rurallib Jun 2017 #48

Sorry, but it was all me. lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #78

Beat me to it! FiveGoodMen Jun 2017 #95

You're welcome! Solly Mack Jun 2017 #2

+1 Freethinker65 Jun 2017 #10

The people in the community got screwed because of all the incentives Ham got Solly Mack Jun 2017 #28

That's the really sad part rpannier Jun 2017 #54

Translation: Atheist Prayers Answered Before Mine!!! ret5hd Jun 2017 #3

Who could have predicted that atheists would not like a creation museum? marylandblue Jun 2017 #4

I'm just curious about how the power of Atheists was greater than rpannier Jun 2017 #55

Same reason he seems to get stuck at the front door of schools nowadays... Baconator Jun 2017 #63

Maybe, it's because WE ARE! lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #79

Lmfao... Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #5

+1000 what Doc said! Tanuki Jun 2017 #9

Lol...cause you know it's true Tanuki!!! Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #20

Actually, it's about midway between Cincinnati and Lexington . . . hatrack Jun 2017 #24

Wow... Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #26

Do your kids a favor....take them to the Gray Fossil Museum instead, Tanuki Jun 2017 #58

Oh that looks awesome my son would love that...thanks for the suggestion! Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #71

Oh, I understood your wife just wanted to go to laugh. Tanuki Jun 2017 #72

It's one of those things I'd like to see for a laugh.... Baconator Jun 2017 #65

Hell. They do better than that with House of Roberts Jun 2017 #30

Dumb shit should have put it closer to Branson, MO Warpy Jun 2017 #31

Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge area AwakeAtLast Jun 2017 #46

Yep, Parton knew how to make an attraction in the middle of nowhere Warpy Jun 2017 #47

Shouldn't he be blaming the ingrates who believe in this shit and still wouldn't pay up? Mr. Ected Jun 2017 #7

To them, God is very much like Donald Trump. Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #17

I love how rightwing nutjobs rage about personal accountability C_U_L8R Jun 2017 #8

It's a pretty good gig, isn't it? Cosmocat Jun 2017 #62

That is going to be one creepy ass abandoned theme park... Baconator Jun 2017 #68

Maybe GOD will lift it up to the heavens so we don't have to dismantle and recycle it. lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #80

Any moment now I'm sure... Baconator Jun 2017 #91

Like most Christian Republicons, WhiteTara Jun 2017 #11

Thank you Ken, happy to help. sarcasmo Jun 2017 #12

Who could be behind this? Ohioboy Jun 2017 #13

Now, THAT would draw a crowd: SATANICVILLE! The Devil's Themepark! (That's what Bette Midler calls L lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #81

The evidence Matthew28 Jun 2017 #14

The god they worship is petty and mean spirited... hunter Jun 2017 #15

Ken, you can solve your problem by doubling or tripling NCjack Jun 2017 #16

$62 million in municipal junk bonds, $18 million in state incentives, 98 acres of land for $1 . . . hatrack Jun 2017 #18

I have stayed pissed off at this get the red out Jun 2017 #33

All those tax dollars from Atheists and it sure ain't going to the local businesses Quixote1818 Jun 2017 #45

They could triple the revenue by turning it into a bar and promoting it as a comedy adventure! Turn CO Blue Jun 2017 #19

A nudie bar. rusty quoin Jun 2017 #43

Welcome to Babylon! Vogon_Glory Jun 2017 #49

A Sodom and Gamorrah attraction! GulfCoast66 Jun 2017 #60

Did he get anything right? Old Terp Jun 2017 #21

Here's his level of accuracy... Baconator Jun 2017 #70

I ah Wow no words just no lunasun Jun 2017 #73

Why is the woman on her knees on the ground? Why aren't the men protecting her? lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #82

She's obviously trying to steal home plate. Dave Starsky Jun 2017 #88

You've never seen Clan of the Cave Bear? Lochloosa Jun 2017 #93

This might be my all-time favorite thread!!! lindysalsagal Jun 2017 #96

Change the theme! Turn the Ark into a topless pirate casino and make a fortune. nt procon Jun 2017 #22

Now THAT'S some entrepreneurial thinking! hatrack Jun 2017 #25

Well, DUH! Yes. bitterross Jun 2017 #23

Market forces at work. muntrv Jun 2017 #27

Ughhhh..... yeah Turbineguy Jun 2017 #29

Grant county needs to build a horse race track, some casinos & strip clubs for Dad, Ilsa Jun 2017 #32

How does he know Proud Liberal Dem Jun 2017 #34

Maybe God willed that Ken Ham would be a grifting, hypocritical POS? hatrack Jun 2017 #41

If you want to attract tourists, you got to build something people want to visit. Initech Jun 2017 #35

This pretty much shows that the public doesn't buy this crap. If they really did Quixote1818 Jun 2017 #39

There are probably enough believers to keep him in business... TlalocW Jun 2017 #77

So Much OMFG...Derp!! Grassy Knoll Jun 2017 #36

Add two secret ingredients: Kentucky bourbon and Russian hookers dalton99a Jun 2017 #37

The Lord works in mysterious ways Major Nikon Jun 2017 #38

Nah. It's not mysterious. As I posted elsewhere rpannier Jun 2017 #52

That's just it. Maybe the devil is the good guy Major Nikon Jun 2017 #69

Geesh, I am innocent! Never even heard of this guy! Madam45for2923 Jun 2017 #40

Just another religious scam artist Major Nikon Jun 2017 #42

Location, location, location. Shandris Jun 2017 #44

File for bankruptcy, yortsed snacilbuper Jun 2017 #50

No one is there?! Of course not rpannier Jun 2017 #51

Ken you expected an attraction with the allure of sunday church to bring people in? retrowire Jun 2017 #53

Tar and Feathers isn't good enough kyburbonkid Jun 2017 #56

... orangecrush Jun 2017 #57

They always shut up when you ask about Adam and Eve SCVDem Jun 2017 #59

Or go to Kentucky. WinkyDink Jun 2017 #84

God think Ken Ham is an asshole and wants him to fail Snake Plissken Jun 2017 #61

He just didn't pray hard enough keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #64

At the same time, he preyed really hard - and successfully . . . . hatrack Jun 2017 #92

What a shit. Been open less than a year. 58Sunliner Jun 2017 #66

Ham, God spoke to you. He thinks that you are a fucking mistake and he will soon fix his mistake. TheBlackAdder Jun 2017 #67

Hey Ken, this was just a warm-up for the next War on Christmas. (n/t) Jim Lane Jun 2017 #74

That's much more useful customerserviceguy Jun 2017 #75

Ha Ha Gothmog Jun 2017 #76

Free enterprise, Kenny! WinkyDink Jun 2017 #83

I know Ken occasionally trolls DU, so I'm gonna offer him some helpful advice: Weed. Warren DeMontague Jun 2017 #85

Here's the real problem jmowreader Jun 2017 #86

No, Ken, people with brains are why the "ark park" failed. Vinca Jun 2017 #87

WTF is a "Leading Creationist"??? maxrandb Jun 2017 #89

The real reason: Not all Christians are as stupid as Kenny boy HAB911 Jun 2017 #90

Now where did I put that teeny-tiny violin? MrScorpio Jun 2017 #94