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politicat

(9,810 posts)
23. If my FIL...
Fri Jun 16, 2017, 02:34 AM
Jun 2017

-- Commited years of emotional incest and manipulation on my spouse and is still feeling up his own child all the time,
-- Made me work on the same team with the prosecutor who convicted my father,
-- Did consistently stupid shit that blew back on everyone within a 2 mile radius,
-- Canned the prosecutor, but replaced him with a bigot bent on destroying my entire faith community and made me work with him, too,
-- is probably going to get me charged with and prosecuted for money laundering, treason, and corruption...

... I might spend some meetings considering what allergies could be exploited, too. Not that I'd approve of acting on it, but people are allowed to think dark thoughts. Even horrible, exploitative slumlords are allowed to think their FIL is an asshole.

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maybe he's wondering if he can get the same cell his daddy had. sorta keep it in the family nt msongs Jun 2017 #1
funny (but maybe true) :) n/m bagelsforbreakfast Jun 2017 #2
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Thomas Hurt Jun 2017 #3
Read an article couple of weeks ago canetoad Jun 2017 #4
He and Ivanka are perfectly matched, aren't they? Well groomed, well polished, well spoken... Hekate Jun 2017 #24
First time I saw their picture together years ago in the paper I thought "sad!" lostnfound Jun 2017 #25
He looks like something out of the Omen. hrmjustin Jun 2017 #5
Nah denbot Jun 2017 #8
Definitely diabolical! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2017 #26
oh yes! Raster Jun 2017 #29
He does! smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #20
Straight out of a Stephen King novel GreenEyedLefty Jun 2017 #6
He reminds me of Robert Chambers, the "preppy killer" Danmel Jun 2017 #7
I'd say a very stupid person's idea of a Bond villian. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jun 2017 #9
It's strange - he's not a bad-looking man, but there's just no "there" there... eom Leghorn21 Jun 2017 #10
He's just a dumb ass, Corgigal Jun 2017 #11
I agree. Kushner* appears to have it under control... Raster Jun 2017 #30
Jared be like... forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #12
One lab accident away from being Lex Luthor gratuitous Jun 2017 #13
He's not a happy guy. madaboutharry Jun 2017 #14
What, me worry? C_U_L8R Jun 2017 #15
Where are all of those great memes where the subject leers to the caption: "Soon..." - ? Aristus Jun 2017 #16
Saw a FaceBook post a few weeks ago ... NanceGreggs Jun 2017 #17
I gotta say that dickhead has never had dirty hands titaniumsalute Jun 2017 #18
There is a James Bond villian name generator.. SummerSnow Jun 2017 #19
I'm sorry, but he is one of the creepiest looking guys I have ever seen. smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #21
Yep, kinda a robotic humanoid with diabolical intent, with a mask on. n/t RKP5637 Jun 2017 #27
Is it the absence of a soul? delisen Jun 2017 #31
More of a Norman Bates type, nerdy villian. oasis Jun 2017 #22
If my FIL... politicat Jun 2017 #23
Jared's college days lapfog_1 Jun 2017 #28
Kick! An oldie but goodie. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Mar 2018 #32
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