Parents and kids.....lololololololol

[Warpy]

3. I don't have children bringing crazy into my hourse

but it's so damned hot in the southwest that I didn't get to sleep until 4 AM and was awakened at 8 AM by a very large flatbed truck carrying various earth moving equipment stopping in front of my house, unloading the equipment, and raising holy hell with it down the street. It is now 3 PM and they finally decamped, meaning I could get out of the driveway now if I wasn't too tired and weird to drive.

And it's hot, oh gawd, it's hot. It'll probably be another 11 hours until it cools down enough for me to sleep and the assholes will likely be back tomorrow morning. FML.

(I was a sleepwalker when I was little. My mother's favorite story said I walked into their bedroom in the middle of the night and announced I had absolutely no intention of playing golf. Then I went back to bed. I was four)