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tonyt53

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2. Seems to me anyway, that God only seems to speak those that make money off of his words.

Reply to Mountain Mule (Original post)

Tue Jun 27, 2017, 05:54 PM

Jun 2017

Surely those yahoos aren't lying about it.

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Bakker: God Told Me Trump Will Oversee Golden Age of Racial Harmony [View all] Mountain Mule Jun 2017 OP

Jesssus Christ on a fucking crutch... Raster Jun 2017 #1

++++++++ JHan Jun 2017 #11

God's sense of humor is consistently underestimated grantcart Jun 2017 #21

This has got to be the Onion CanonRay Jun 2017 #51

God must be punking him. Dulcinea Jun 2017 #60

Seems to me anyway, that God only seems to speak those that make money off of his words. tonyt53 Jun 2017 #2

Half the people in the state mental institution I worked in back in the 60s Warpy Jun 2017 #30

Been in many a dispensary Jake Stern Jun 2017 #3

Uh huh. Archae Jun 2017 #4

LOL! Mountain Mule Jun 2017 #46

Heh! God's plan is for Al Franken and Rachel Maddow to be elected in 2020!!! madinmaryland Jun 2017 #47

A return to slavery and indentured servitude for the poor is what chump will do kimbutgar Jun 2017 #5

A return to the gilded age of the 1890's when the baron robbers ran the country... madinmaryland Jun 2017 #49

I hear you madinmaryland kimbutgar Jun 2017 #54

Jim and Gawd are tight. lpbk2713 Jun 2017 #6

He is huffing his hair products again. Solly Mack Jun 2017 #7

Jimmy needs to get off the wacky weed. democratisphere Jun 2017 #8

Hey Bakker....God called me right after that and told me the truth... Moostache Jun 2017 #9

Nicely done! Canoe52 Jun 2017 #53

So he is only asking for a small monthly donation... Freethinker65 Jun 2017 #10

God told me you are a fruitcake, Jimmy. roamer65 Jun 2017 #12

God talks to Jim Bakker DefenseLawyer Jun 2017 #13

Guess who's off his meds again? Coventina Jun 2017 #14

He is a disgusting piece of Shit packman Jun 2017 #15

If everything is going to be peaceful and wonderful TexasBushwhacker Jun 2017 #16

Hmm you are right ...it has a 20 year shelf life ...Maybe the end is near after trumps time of peace lunasun Jun 2017 #36

ROFLMFAO!!!! SummerSnow Jun 2017 #17

Did he add God told him millions would be sending donations in the millions to him? Thinkingabout Jun 2017 #18

I guess that means they'll all be leaving judesedit Jun 2017 #19

By that he means/hopes its an American version of Apartheid. BannonsLiver Jun 2017 #20

He is not telling the truth. safeinOhio Jun 2017 #22

Lol nicely done, safeinOhio! Lyricalinklines Jun 2017 #28

Was there any discussion about your affair with Jessica Hahn or your jail time? davsand Jun 2017 #23

I actually saw Jim Bakker in prison. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2017 #37

Lol for that last. Interesting. I just looked and found Hortensis Jun 2017 #42

I was a young teenager then. Dulcinea Jun 2017 #61

Yes! I remember a couple down the street, though, who Hortensis Jun 2017 #63

...oh I cannot resist! Xolodno Jun 2017 #24

Uh, don't think so, based on the first 6 months. sinkingfeeling Jun 2017 #25

Huh! God told me Trump would die of old age in a federal penitentiary wearing a dirty diaper. Binkie The Clown Jun 2017 #26

Yes I do believe he could start more racial shit before his presidency is over but not in a lunasun Jun 2017 #27

Translation: send me money and keep listening to me. Repeat. Repeat. JHB Jun 2017 #29

Why does God put up with this? Turbineguy Jun 2017 #31

So Jim Bakker Hayduke Bomgarte Jun 2017 #32

Pssst, Jim? God's messing with ya. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2017 #33

Bakker is so totally F'ed up. Words fail to describe him, the total creep! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2017 #34

hey jim, god was just fucking with you. spanone Jun 2017 #35

Amazing how stupid and self serving Bakker's words sound stopbush Jun 2017 #38

God, the ultimate dog whistle!!!!! n/t RKP5637 Jun 2017 #39

Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk Drifter Jun 2017 #40

He heard God wrong the real statement was "Bakker, you and Trump are both fucking idiots" blueinredohio Jun 2017 #41

So Jim, can I get a refund on my food buckets? JenniferJuniper Jun 2017 #43

No, but you can now use Corfefe to take communion Mountain Mule Jun 2017 #48

Bakker and Pat Robertson need to retire together to some small island The Genealogist Jun 2017 #44

Ha ha ha ha ha! NurseJackie Jun 2017 #45

Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Bakker hath exclusive partnerships struggle4progress Jun 2017 #50

I'm convinced that the god they worship is just like them. Initech Jun 2017 #52

Alternate reality is Bakker....very delusional and confused... pbmus Jun 2017 #55

Shut up stupid.. that proves you make up shit Cha Jun 2017 #56

All races will unite to boot Trump's unfit, traitorous ass ecstatic Jun 2017 #57

Bakker heard wrong. God said, "Trump Will Oversee Golden Showers of Russian Hookers." WinkyDink Jun 2017 #58

Bakker's God sure has a lot of interest in a concept that is created entirely by man ck4829 Jun 2017 #59

It's always surprising to learn this guy isn't locked up on a back ward somewhere. Vinca Jun 2017 #62