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ProfessorGAC

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38. Good One!

Reply to Whiskeytide (Reply #37)

Fri Jun 30, 2017, 03:26 PM

Jun 2017

Never heard of a calculator. I just get a kick out of how we pulled 20 years out of his ass. By that measure, the Apollo missions would have taken 36 days to get to the moon and the same time to get back. Of course, dullards like him think the moon landing was fake.

So, to be clear: We faked the moon landings because we could not get 240,000 miles with rockets, but now we go to Mars with the technology and payload to keep people alive for 20 years because we only want to go 276 miles per hour.

Makes perfect sense, right?

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Of course! That's what they want you to think! Initech Jun 2017 #12

Suuuuure they don't. underpants Jun 2017 #30

Not children... sarisataka Jun 2017 #16

It this the latest conspiracy theory? Gothmog Jun 2017 #22

Jesus H. Christ. gldstwmn Jun 2017 #25

This Guy Is Extra Stupid ProfessorGAC Jun 2017 #26

More likely he just knows ... Whiskeytide Jun 2017 #37

Good One! ProfessorGAC Jun 2017 #38

I'm glad they set that straight! get the red out Jun 2017 #27

That subject actually made me laugh out loud underpants Jun 2017 #28

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