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demmiblue

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14. No shit

Tue Jul 4, 2017, 05:17 PM

Jul 2017

Taoism- Shit happens.

Confucianism- Confucius say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism- If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism- What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism- This shit happened before.

Mormonism- This shit is going to happen again.

Islam- If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.

Stoicism- This shit is its own reward.

Protestantism- Let this shit happen to someone else.

Calvinism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Pentecostalism- In Jesus' name, heal this shit!

Catholicism- Shit happens because you deserve it.

Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to us?

Zoroastrianism- Shit happens half the time.

Marxism- This shit is going to hit the fan.

Atheism- No shit.

Seventh Day Adventist- No shit on Saturdays.

Existentialism- Absurd shit.

Agnosticism- What is this shit?

Nihilism- Who gives a shit?

Deconstruction- Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.

Christian Science- Shit is in your mind.

Moonies- Only happy shit really happens.

Jehovah's Witnesses- Knock, Knock, shit happens.

Scientology- Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard

Hare Krishna- Shit happens, Rama Rama.

Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this shit.

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Folks, can we stop the shit shaming here? [View all] rzemanfl Jul 2017 OP

Who gives a shit? NightWatcher Jul 2017 #1

SHIT happens....... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2017 #2

You don't know shit from shinola ! ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2017 #3

For that you can have the shit end of the stick. So there. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #5

I can't stop visualizing a fossilized tRump ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #4

You've just ruined ice cream for me. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #66

But I didn't ruin orange spray tan and hair plugs? ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #70

Also Shameful Person Shaming. It's gotten out of hand. Shameful People are people too. Squinch Jul 2017 #6

... Different Drummer Jul 2017 #7

I'll be back in a few. Gotta take care of something... madinmaryland Jul 2017 #8

LOL. Really, I just did. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #11

Now that's a shitty thing to say. Nt NCTraveler Jul 2017 #9

What my grandmother used to say, Laffy Kat Jul 2017 #10

I don't shame shit. Everytime I take a dump, I say, "Wow! You're a doozy!" TheBlackAdder Jul 2017 #12

. roamer65 Jul 2017 #29

I think we should stop the shaming shaming. Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #13

You're all going go get me so far down the rabbit hole Corvo Bianco Jul 2017 #45

I was kidding Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #51

Let's ask everyone how shaming shame shamers Corvo Bianco Jul 2017 #57

Cersei Lannister 5K fun run Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #58

Good for you! tazkcmo Jul 2017 #76

No shit demmiblue Jul 2017 #14

Profound malaise Jul 2017 #20

Not my creation (I have a t-shirt with most of these from years and years ago). demmiblue Jul 2017 #30

It's very good malaise Jul 2017 #32

Pentecostal: mac56 Jul 2017 #24

I don't take shits anymore. greatauntoftriplets Jul 2017 #15

That must make for satisfying flushes! Chemisse Jul 2017 #81

It does! greatauntoftriplets Jul 2017 #82

This message was self-deleted by its author Mosby Jul 2017 #16

When you are 70 you are happy that you were able to. LiberalArkie Jul 2017 #17

One month from today I will be. Seventy, that is. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #21

Fuck that shit! Initech Jul 2017 #18

Oh Shit! malaise Jul 2017 #19

You can put a condiment on a shit sandwich but it is still a shit sandwich! Wiseman32218 Jul 2017 #22

Frankly my dear, I don't give a shit lunatica Jul 2017 #23

"Gone With the Wind" somehow fits. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #27

LOL murielm99 Jul 2017 #25

He's just such a dung beetle. onecaliberal Jul 2017 #26

Lol... I googled "Trump the dung beetle": demmiblue Jul 2017 #37

What specifically is "shit shaming"? George II Jul 2017 #28

The use of the word "shit" as a pejorative in any context. With or without rzemanfl Jul 2017 #35

It's like shoveling shit upstream njhoneybadger Jul 2017 #31

It's only as far as the water intake. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #44

Flush Dump. roamer65 Jul 2017 #33

I would agree, but then I treestar Jul 2017 #34

Not this shit again ornotna Jul 2017 #36

,,, LiberalLovinLug Jul 2017 #38

😆. n/t BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #64

Clean it up (lol)! RKP5637 Jul 2017 #39

Good boy! n/t Beartracks Jul 2017 #78

I don't know what your post means. Is it making fun of the "can't we stop fat shaming" posts? nt Honeycombe8 Jul 2017 #40

This thread has really hit the fan! Doug the Dem Jul 2017 #41

Forgot that one. rzemanfl Jul 2017 #42

Pinboy3niner would have poo-pooed all over this malaise Jul 2017 #43

💖😍. n/t BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #73

LOL malaise Jul 2017 #74

:D BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #87

.... trusty elf Jul 2017 #46

Coultergeist sez.... trusty elf Jul 2017 #47

Anagram for "the art of the deal" trusty elf Jul 2017 #48

You'll wonder where the yellow went.... trusty elf Jul 2017 #49

I am a person with an ileostomy. Shit-shaming is actually pretty triggery for me. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #50

Sorry about your disease. Admire your attitude. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #52

Thanks. I've had to work hard at psychological recovery for a long time. BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #54

I had no idea how bad it is! lunatica Jul 2017 #88

Same here Hekate Jul 2017 #56

You have my utmost respect. WinkyDink Jul 2017 #72

That has to be very tough. Chemisse Jul 2017 #80

Sorry, this is really execrable. trusty elf Jul 2017 #53

ROFL!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #63

I'm with you, Blanche! trusty elf Jul 2017 #68

Meeeeeeeeee toooooooooo!!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #69

I feel like we are up Shit Creek without a paddle, myself. It's pretty bad. nt Hekate Jul 2017 #55

Sssshhhhhhh, he'll hear you. ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #59

Well, shit. n/t rzemanfl Jul 2017 #62

I totally enjoyed that. Thank you. judesedit Jul 2017 #60

I totally enjoyed that. Thank you. judesedit Jul 2017 #61

I believe it might be shitstorm ;) madwivoter Jul 2017 #65

Hello. My name is Solly. I'm a shit-shamer. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #67

"Are you with me on this? Because I'm not." Bwahaha! WinkyDink Jul 2017 #71

I just drew you a corner. Go stand in it. rzemanfl Jul 2017 #75

This thread is some good shit man underpants Jul 2017 #77

Sorry, you are shit out of luck on this one. Chemisse Jul 2017 #79

LOL. madinmaryland Jul 2017 #83

Shit Trump GOP RainCaster Jul 2017 #84

Merde. VOX Jul 2017 #85

Wrong forum. DU has a group for that. rzemanfl Jul 2017 #86