This is practically SHOUTING 10,000 words.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. And the conversations behind him might have been something like this:

"Have you met Trump yet?"

"Yes, unfortunately. He cornered me in the men's and showed me a map of all the places he'd won in the election. He even offered to give me a copy I could frame for my office." (Laughter)

"I met him yesterday. He's even weirder than I expected. He asked me if I thought his daughter was, I think the word he used was, 'hot.'"

"What were the Americans thinking of? Barack Obama was so intelligent and had such class, and this... cochon..."

"I don't want to sit near him. I passed him in the hall and he smelled like he'd done a wee in his pants and tried to cover up the smell with cheap after-shave."

"Do you suppose he's gone dotty?" (Laughter)

"Most likely. But I've heard he's always been..."

"Un homme très horrible?"

"Yes, quite. En veldig forferdelig mann."

"Und ein sehr schrecklicher Mann."

"Un hombre muy horrible. Y joder su estúpida pared."

"Shall we sit down? Oh, bloody hell, I have to sit next to him. He smells like wee and after-shave." (Laughter)