Tweet of the day:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. She's trying to stir up attention by rage-tweeting

about an airline moving her seat selection within the same row. Even though airline problems have been in the news lately - and she is apparently trying to capitalize on that - switching a seat from the one you booked isn't exactly in the same category as being roughed up and ejected from the plane by being dragged down the aisle (and she was absolutely hateful toward that guy because he was an immigrant).

She got where she was going, with her bony ass in a seat in the same row as the one she'd booked. Delta refunded the $30 reservation fee. But she just can't shut up about how badly she was treated because DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Nobody cares, Ann. Rage-tweeting against a huge airline that didn't do her any significant harm won't win you any new book contracts or appearances on state TV (Fox). It might generate more business for Delta, though.