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73. I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood

Sat Jul 22, 2017, 04:55 PM

Jul 2017

Good God almighty she was lookin' good
Tight ski pants, cashmere sweater
Root Boy can't think of nothin, nothin better

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OMG. Twitter nukes Scaramucci for fake Mark Twain quote [View all] catbyte Jul 2017 OP

Oh my. LisaM Jul 2017 #1

I've seen this guy on TV .. Hieronymus Jul 2017 #56

I saw him last night for the first time LisaM Jul 2017 #65

John frickin Locke!!! OMG indeed!! Thanks, cat!! nt Leghorn21 Jul 2017 #2

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" SCantiGOP Jul 2017 #76

78% of statistics are made up on the spot bluevoter4life Jul 2017 #78

This is hilarious. janx Jul 2017 #3

Hey, Scaramucci!-- lastlib Jul 2017 #75

Ferret-head KentuckyWoman Jul 2017 #84

(I didn't originate it....) lastlib Jul 2017 #88

. . . janx Jul 2017 #92

Hilarious! klook Jul 2017 #4

And the worst thing about it that he's had it on his Twitter page for 5 freaking years. catbyte Jul 2017 #6

This is the best one. VermontKevin Jul 2017 #34

I'll have you know he is a true breed of American entrepreneur. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2017 #38

I love this one!! herding cats Jul 2017 #5

Maybe... bellmartin Jul 2017 #7

Never gonna give you up gratuitous Jul 2017 #8

and here'ssssssssssssssss DICK NIXON!!! yuiyoshida Jul 2017 #26

THIS is the new Comms Director? Ilsa Jul 2017 #9

THIS is the new Coms Director, yes in-motherfucking-deed. Volaris Jul 2017 #20

Ah I fondly remember when 'The Mahatma' told "those fuhckin' cockroaches" what he Guy Whitey Corngood Jul 2017 #10

Sharif don't like it elehhhhna Jul 2017 #11

Lol. Volaris Jul 2017 #21

Scary mooch is another idiot who is perfect for the trump WH lunasun Jul 2017 #12

At the risk of being somewhat pedantic, PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2017 #13

And if you don't know THAT, you shouldn't be anyone's communications guy. nolabear Jul 2017 #14

LOL! PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2017 #16

And don't give two fucks about. They're proud not to know. nolabear Jul 2017 #28

! jpak Jul 2017 #22

If I had $10 for every time someone attritbuted that dumb "definition of insanity" quote to Einstein Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #24

Far more widely known than Einstein. nolabear Jul 2017 #30

Definition of insanity Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #49

Honestly, it's not so much "insanity" as it is just "doing stupid shit over and over" Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #79

Agree Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #95

Indeed. Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #96

This is a test. SCVDem Jul 2017 #42

That bizarre misattribution means that's he's never read anything by Mark Twain. yardwork Jul 2017 #52

Exactly. janx Jul 2017 #93

Ignorance is bliss. GallopingGhost Jul 2017 #15

Mark Twain GallopingGhost Jul 2017 #17

What a dope. Everybody knows the real Mark Twain quote is: "You can't believe everything you FailureToCommunicate Jul 2017 #18

I thought that was from Abraham Lincoln. Shows what I know. nt Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #46

I thought so too, but 'Honest' Abe musta totally cribbed it from Twain. Least that's what I read on FailureToCommunicate Jul 2017 #60

Misattributing quotable quotes on the innertoobz.... BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2017 #94

Ke$ha!!! jpak Jul 2017 #19

LOL k&r DesertRat Jul 2017 #23

"Attribute like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about" - Jesus Warren DeMontague Jul 2017 #25

I love it! Twain was cool enough to have gotten a laugh out of the misquote maddiemom Jul 2017 #27

Songwriters Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh. Song was Tanuki Jul 2017 #54

Thanks! maddiemom Jul 2017 #61

You're welcome! When I lived in Boston, I got to hear Guy Clark Tanuki Jul 2017 #64

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - lpbk2713 Jul 2017 #29

Cute! My late Mom's favorite poem, but maddiemom Jul 2017 #62

Funniest thing I've seen in ages! ananda Jul 2017 #31

The Plato one...... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2017 #32

I love this one Lotusflower70 Jul 2017 #33

+1000! dchill Jul 2017 #37

absolutely priceless grantcart Jul 2017 #43

That's the winner malaise Jul 2017 #89

Well challenged! I salute you! bellmartin Jul 2017 #90

HaHaHa...off to the usual Trumpster start...how could Alice11111 Jul 2017 #35

"Na na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye." dchill Jul 2017 #36

It's pretty clear that Drumpf doesn't pick someone jb5150 Jul 2017 #39

Trump staffers must be changed often too, I guess, and for the same reason. L. Coyote Jul 2017 #40

"Fool me once..." Barack_America Jul 2017 #41

As translated SCVDem Jul 2017 #44

"Make the pie higher" Coventina Jul 2017 #47

The question we have to ask ourselves: Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #50

"America - love it or leave it." oxbow Jul 2017 #45

... Alice11111 Jul 2017 #51

Wasn't that the desire SCVDem Jul 2017 #53

Put a quarter in the juke, and Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #48

I posted reply #73 before I saw this. 11 Bravo Jul 2017 #74

Now that is some funny shit. Thank you! nt DLevine Jul 2017 #55

Roll me up and onethatcares Jul 2017 #57

What an ignoramus! Sanity Claws Jul 2017 #58

---- stevil Jul 2017 #59

very very funny! . . . .n/t annabanana Jul 2017 #63

He's in so much trouble. GreenEyedLefty Jul 2017 #66

Omg wryter2000 Jul 2017 #67

FWIW, I've seen it attributed to Satchel Paige n/t TexasBushwhacker Jul 2017 #68

Here's an interesting link on that quote: MineralMan Jul 2017 #69

Oh, Oh ... can I try!?! mr_lebowski Jul 2017 #70

Hahaha cate94 Jul 2017 #71

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times IronLionZion Jul 2017 #72

I saw a fat girl in my neighborhood 11 Bravo Jul 2017 #73

I like mine with lettuce and tomato Bob Loblaw Jul 2017 #77

The next couple of (months? weeks?) with this guy NastyRiffraff Jul 2017 #80

How many security agencies does Trump have? Vladimir Putin n/t sarge43 Jul 2017 #81

Never want to give you up, never want to let you down. - Socrates nt Javaman Jul 2017 #82

And the winner is malaise Jul 2017 #83

'cause I am a helper. See below for a genuine Mark Twain qoute MarinCoUSA Jul 2017 #85

OMG peggysue2 Jul 2017 #86

Out of this world hilarious malaise Jul 2017 #87

I can't wait for The Ferret this week. Sophiegirl Jul 2017 #91