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jmowreader

(53,162 posts)
21. One under par on every hole
Sun Jul 23, 2017, 10:19 PM
Jul 2017
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_round

Find the rating of any golf course and subtract 18 shots to find the perfect round score.

On a par 72 course like the ones he owns, a perfect round is 54 shots. It has never been done. Rhein Gibson, Australian pro, holds the world record at 55 strokes. The record on the PGA Tour is 58 strokes. And Trump carries a 3 handicap. No damn way he shot the world's first perfect round.

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He needs to leave the country nini Jul 2017 #1
Congress does not work for him malaise Jul 2017 #2
Not like he's doing anything anyway rurallib Jul 2017 #3
Too funny and pathetic at the same time.. SummerSnow Jul 2017 #4
What jehop61 Jul 2017 #12
Idk, but Trump is the only person who would say it. SummerSnow Jul 2017 #13
One under par on every hole jmowreader Jul 2017 #21
Kim Jong Il beat him... sfwriter Jul 2017 #34
It's like having "all positive lab values" AllyCat Jul 2017 #35
I don't find that particular tweet on his feed.... Lyricalinklines Jul 2017 #38
It says "I predict this tweet from his vacation". It was a speculative joke. EOM Grown2Hate Jul 2017 #46
OMG! Oops. Lol thanks. I misread, therefore didn't get it. Lyricalinklines Jul 2017 #47
Almost anything you see now on the internet is fake. former9thward Jul 2017 #51
Well it's only 10% as long as his vacation to date . . . hatrack Jul 2017 #5
At one point Trump claimed that he would be so busy working guillaumeb Jul 2017 #6
What gets me is erinlough Jul 2017 #7
Oddly, we don't pay for his food jberryhill Jul 2017 #11
Who pays for all the meals his staff eat at his resorts? Flaleftist Jul 2017 #25
Taxpayers - Although only GSA rates are supposed to avebury Jul 2017 #50
Hell of a way to spread good will with congress Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2017 #8
H'll do there what he does at the White House. Stinky The Clown Jul 2017 #9
This prick thinks everyone works for him D_Master81 Jul 2017 #10
Saw that on Twitter the a few days ago about the NJ long stay rainbow4321 Jul 2017 #14
Maybe it's something like open heart surgery Sugar Smack Jul 2017 #22
He would have to actually have a heart before he could avebury Jul 2017 #54
True- and based on recent photos & video of Trump, Sugar Smack Jul 2017 #56
pee stain removal Chipper Chat Jul 2017 #27
Perhaps Melania is having some work done? dflprincess Jul 2017 #31
Russian reprogramming retreat......updating the software. sunonmars Jul 2017 #45
I wish he would stay away for the next 3 years. leftyladyfrommo Jul 2017 #15
Maybe Christie can close a beach for him ThoughtCriminal Jul 2017 #16
One day to complete each of his eighteen holes on his golfcourse. Baitball Blogger Jul 2017 #17
Every president spends August on vacation. The rest of the time should not be on vacation MiddleClass Jul 2017 #18
Has the Cretin started really working yet??? I must have missed his start date. Guilded Lilly Jul 2017 #19
This ass in the WH thinks he's CEO of USA, Inc. and everyone else is his lackey. He has a rude RKP5637 Jul 2017 #20
He needs the money. Demtexan Jul 2017 #23
He'll comeback with a facelift!! HeiressofBickworth Jul 2017 #24
Hmmmm..... ChazInAz Jul 2017 #29
...asslift, tummy tuck, moob job, hand enlargement, Buns_of_Fire Jul 2017 #30
While the cat's away the mice do play. In other words time for all those in Trump's team who hate Doodley Jul 2017 #26
Hope he enjoys his last visit before prison. Barack_America Jul 2017 #28
Constant whining does take a lot out of a person. Solly Mack Jul 2017 #32
George W Bush spent all of August at his ranch, nothing new here for the pubs. Wiseman32218 Jul 2017 #33
"You've covered your ass!" Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #61
That was while he was determining that Stem Cells posed more of a threat to us kairos12 Jul 2017 #63
Ahhh, for the good old days of lying us into war Gabi Hayes Jul 2017 #64
may he drop off the face of the Eartb ... dweller Jul 2017 #36
You don't realize that golfing can be very stressful and he's been doing a lot of it, Kablooie Jul 2017 #37
Post removed Post removed Jul 2017 #39
Good grief, honey. You're going to sprain something. Ice cube tray collecting is a calming hobby uppityperson Jul 2017 #42
LOL! She's up late! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2017 #43
Those are lovely ice cube trays DesertRat Jul 2017 #44
Or starlings! greatauntoftriplets Jul 2017 #57
Schumer says it's not a matter of time, but substance: Healthcare. lindysalsagal Jul 2017 #40
I think he can't take the heat and is hiding where Mueller can't find him. lindysalsagal Jul 2017 #41
He's tired from all the golfing weekends. Vinca Jul 2017 #48
Countdown to the "It's a working vacation, what does it matter where he is"... JHB Jul 2017 #49
I never thought that there would be a President that could avebury Jul 2017 #52
Yeah, where does he think he's going???? onecent Jul 2017 #53
will we really miss him? he doesn't do anything anyway. Javaman Jul 2017 #55
Low Energy. WhiteTara Jul 2017 #58
18 days when he's not wrecking things sound good to me :) Luciferous Jul 2017 #59
Is there any reason the Senate should obey him? NastyRiffraff Jul 2017 #60
Has trump accomplished anything yet? Gothmog Jul 2017 #62
Yes, unfortunately. dixiegrrrrl Jul 2017 #65
Exactly. Blue_true Jul 2017 #67
The world would be in a better state if he took a 4-year vacation! LeftishBrit Jul 2017 #66
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