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Lilma

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10. K&R

Wed Jul 26, 2017, 11:10 PM

Jul 2017

"Nope, it's real. The Justice Department of the United States of America, led by the Last Confederate, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, stood in court today, and argued that civil rights law doesn't grant protections to gay workers. Dooooooj isn't even a party in the case. They just knocked on the door, said "excuse me, can I borrow a cup of jagoff? Also, gay people don't have rights."

Can you imagine having a soul as tiny and withered as Jeff Sessions? Seeing the writing on the wall, knowing your political career is weeks, even days away from being ended in disgrace by the very raging obscenity you yourself enabled, and saying "By gum, if I'm going down, I'm doing everything I can to roll back the hard-won rights of my fellow citizens before I go!"

I want the hound dog to go--but I want him to stay. Shit be cray!

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Oh, y'know, just a normal Wednesday night, drowning in madness, like we do now. [View all] TheFerret Jul 2017 OP

I was depressed until the visual of Tangerine Idi Amin's name on a toilet seat! Blaukraut Jul 2017 #1

Alrighty Then... Oubaas Jul 2017 #2

K & R SunSeeker Jul 2017 #3

Yep, helluva shit show we're watching dalton99a Jul 2017 #4

And it's off to the Greatest Page........ CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2017 #5

I don't remember normal anymore.... FM123 Jul 2017 #6

And, here I thought I was overly vebose! cbreezen Jul 2017 #7

That went down well with a cold one.. HipChick Jul 2017 #8

Damn Skippy! nt MrScorpio Jul 2017 #9

K&R Lilma Jul 2017 #10

Between you and Rachel I might gain a little strength. nolabear Jul 2017 #11

You write a great truth, nolabear sarge43 Jul 2017 #29

LOL! For once that sounds good! nolabear Jul 2017 #33

Honey badger don't give a shit. NightWatcher Jul 2017 #12

Bravo Ferret! Zoonart Jul 2017 #13

K&R Gothmog Jul 2017 #14

Love your work, Ferret. You bring joy. Shrike47 Jul 2017 #15

K&R. nt tblue37 Jul 2017 #16

You outdid yourself, Ferret Danascot Jul 2017 #17

Oh Ferret.....you made me laugh while I was mixing my hemlock cocktail. AJT Jul 2017 #18

"Tangerine Idi Amin." dchill Jul 2017 #19

Idiot Amin. VermontKevin Jul 2017 #20

+1 dalton99a Jul 2017 #25

K&R n/t Lugnut Jul 2017 #21

Never mind me... Hugin Jul 2017 #22

There's a slight risk to reading TheFerret with the morning coffee PelicanScot_V3 Jul 2017 #23

Dear Ferret - As much as I love your writing, I have to tell you something. Vinca Jul 2017 #24

We need humor. We need it badly. I think that's why SNL is starting early this fall. (nt) ehrnst Jul 2017 #26

I choose theFerret msdogi Jul 2017 #27

Proud to be rec #100! CottonBear Jul 2017 #28

I hear Abe Lincoln's ghost is wandering the White House halls..... LongTomH Jul 2017 #39

There are tools we can all use. Here. Now. ck4829 Jul 2017 #30

You are wonderful, but may owe me a new keyboard, Big_K Jul 2017 #31

K&R demmiblue Jul 2017 #32

That was an amazing piece of writing PatSeg Jul 2017 #34

SPRAY TAN CRAY-MAN forgotmylogin Jul 2017 #35

The (mal)Administration may have to start building Foxconn-like dorms for the WH Press Corpse!!!! LongTomH Jul 2017 #36

Five stars for this one. byronius Jul 2017 #37

k and r niyad Jul 2017 #38

"Mazie Hirono is the hero John McCain pretends to be." Raster Jul 2017 #40

a laugh in time bora13 Jul 2017 #41

As usual, you've ferreted out the gist of recent events better Dark n Stormy Knight Jul 2017 #42

sadly, this is the new 'Murica.... berksdem Jul 2017 #43

There are some days you have to just sit back yuiyoshida Jul 2017 #44