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syringis

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17. It reminds me a very similar joke...
Sun Aug 6, 2017, 05:24 PM
Aug 2017

...related to our own problems here (Belgium)

A man stood a fountain to drink some water when another stopped him saying : do not drink, this water is not potable. The first man said in flemish : sorry, I don't understand very well french. The other answered : oh, I just warned you to drink slowly, the water is very cold, you could be hurt...

Sorry, not a very good translation but same spirit as your joke

Humor is universal and probably, same or similar concerns will share jokes close to each despite the country or the language.

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OMG! WinstonSmith4740 Aug 2017 #1
I was thinking something similar yesterday. mwooldri Aug 2017 #2
Or this: tblue37 Aug 2017 #9
perfect analogy. paleotn Aug 2017 #14
Yep. I thought of that one, too. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2017 #18
Thanks for the laugh. That scene is prescient for Dems nowadays. John Cleese was hysterical. LonePirate Aug 2017 #26
Ha! Reminds me of the old joke in the South about Heaven. sandensea Aug 2017 #3
That one might apply here these days, too. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2017 #5
Right. sandensea Aug 2017 #6
We had a schism in the Armenian church about 100 years ago LeftInTX Aug 2017 #4
One of my favourite jokes. SwissTony Aug 2017 #7
KNR Thank you! Lucinda Aug 2017 #8
Voted "Funniest Religion Joke of All Time" in an online poll in 2005, or something. Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #10
Emo was one of the greats! WinkyDink Aug 2017 #11
I'm sure he'd be the first to tell you, he's not dead! Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #19
Oh, I didn't think Emo was deceased; just kind of, not so popular. WinkyDink Aug 2017 #20
That is one of my favorite jokes of all time. Caliman73 Aug 2017 #12
That routine starts at 2:00, but the lead-up is good too... JHB Aug 2017 #13
Wow...blast from my past! Moostache Aug 2017 #15
Once again... paleotn Aug 2017 #16
It reminds me a very similar joke... syringis Aug 2017 #17
A similar joke (Scottish/English) SwissTony Aug 2017 #25
I must be the only here who never heard this one.. whathehell Aug 2017 #21
Excellent. murielm99 Aug 2017 #22
Original TimeToGo Aug 2017 #23
This version quotes Emo (got it from same link Warren had in post 10 above) Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2017 #24
I could easily be wrong TimeToGo Aug 2017 #27
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