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Fri Jul 13, 2012, 04:21 PM Jul 2012

So Grover Norquist walks into a bar. [View all]

Espying an attractive woman seated alone at the rail, Grover approaches her, and summoning up all the savoir-faire at his command squawks, "Hey, baby, what do you say to a little fuck?" The woman turns slowly, looks him up and down, and with a sweet smile replies, "Hello, Little Fuck".

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Hard to belive Grover being that smooth. A playground might be a better setting. n/t brewens Jul 2012 #1
Sounds like a WKRP bit. . . BarbaRosa Jul 2012 #2
Change.... 33Greeper Jul 2012 #3
I bet Grover's into bathtub snuff porn Blue Owl Jul 2012 #4
That's an apocryphal story they used to COLGATE4 Jul 2012 #5
.. and Harlan Ellision n/m Rosco T. Jul 2012 #8
I was at a local bar years ago panader0 Jul 2012 #6
LOL! lunatica Jul 2012 #7
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