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What Thom had for lunch, August 10, 2017 [View all]
Thom had a delightful Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad for lunch today.
For his beverage, Thom enjoyed a refreshing glass of Pellegrino water. The waiter asked Thom if he'd like a lemon wedge with it and he politely replied "No, thank you."
The Caesar Salad was served with some warm dinner rolls. Thom enjoyed the rolls very, very much. He politely signaled to the waiter, who came to Thom's table. "Do you make these rolls fresh here? They sure are fresh and delicious," said Thom. The waiter politely replied "No, Mr. Hartmann, a local baker brings these in daily." Thom smiled and said "Well, they sure taste like they were baked here this morning!" The waiter also smiled and said "We get that a lot here. Will there be anything else?" Thom replied "No, thank you, I think I will simply continue to enjoy my delightful Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad with warm and flaky dinner rolls and my refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon."
Thom felt very, very full after his delightful Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad with warm and flaky dinner rolls and my refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon, but his radio show has been going so wonderfully lately that he decided to treat himself to dessert. He ordered a scrumptious Peach Cobbler with fresh whipped cream.
After finishing his Peach Cobbler. Thom was even fuller than he was before! He politely paid his check, leaving a generous 15% tip for his friendly and helpful waiter. He knew he had a long drive back to the station to tape his show, and he had enjoyed many glasses of refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon, so he made a brief stop at the men's room. Thom urinated, then washed his hands with plenty of hot soapy water. He departed the restaurant full and satisfied.
ALERT: Please join us tomorrow for "What Tom Had For Lunch." He was reportedly overheard at the station telling a staffer that "I've had a real hankering for a grilled cheese lately." While we have not been able to fully verify this, if it's true, we will be the FIRST to bring the news to you.
For his beverage, Thom enjoyed a refreshing glass of Pellegrino water. The waiter asked Thom if he'd like a lemon wedge with it and he politely replied "No, thank you."
The Caesar Salad was served with some warm dinner rolls. Thom enjoyed the rolls very, very much. He politely signaled to the waiter, who came to Thom's table. "Do you make these rolls fresh here? They sure are fresh and delicious," said Thom. The waiter politely replied "No, Mr. Hartmann, a local baker brings these in daily." Thom smiled and said "Well, they sure taste like they were baked here this morning!" The waiter also smiled and said "We get that a lot here. Will there be anything else?" Thom replied "No, thank you, I think I will simply continue to enjoy my delightful Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad with warm and flaky dinner rolls and my refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon."
Thom felt very, very full after his delightful Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad with warm and flaky dinner rolls and my refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon, but his radio show has been going so wonderfully lately that he decided to treat himself to dessert. He ordered a scrumptious Peach Cobbler with fresh whipped cream.
After finishing his Peach Cobbler. Thom was even fuller than he was before! He politely paid his check, leaving a generous 15% tip for his friendly and helpful waiter. He knew he had a long drive back to the station to tape his show, and he had enjoyed many glasses of refreshing Pellegrino water without lemon, so he made a brief stop at the men's room. Thom urinated, then washed his hands with plenty of hot soapy water. He departed the restaurant full and satisfied.
ALERT: Please join us tomorrow for "What Tom Had For Lunch." He was reportedly overheard at the station telling a staffer that "I've had a real hankering for a grilled cheese lately." While we have not been able to fully verify this, if it's true, we will be the FIRST to bring the news to you.
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