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demtenjeep

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17. The Asshole song!

Sun Aug 13, 2017, 08:53 PM

Aug 2017

Were you born and asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?

THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG
(Fred Campbell)

August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983
Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway.

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

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here demtenjeep Aug 2017 #18

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Awesome. VMA131Marine Aug 2017 #28

I still do! Warren DeMontague Aug 2017 #34

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Maybe not Dolt 45 directly, but the overall situation. GP6971 Aug 2017 #20

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