"Diogenes, here I am." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!

[Johonny]

3. You know what's great? That in this country, the greatest on Earth, a young man of any color

can go out to a store and buy a Tiki torch that is made here, in America, again. I did that. That's because of me. You know, no one is talking about that. It's interesting isn't it. I find that interesting. Here it is people are talking about dead people, race riots, genocide, and NAZIs and no one talks about how great the economy is doing. It's sad. I find it sad. Not as sad as seeing a very fine NAZI get punched in the face, but it's sad. Let me set the record straight, I hate violence in its many forms that aren't mushroom cloud shaped, eating pizza without a fork, and seeing our beautiful statues of historical civil war figures that hated America and killed many Americans, more than all the other wars combined, taken down from our parks. I just wish I didn't have to cut the National Endowment of the Arts so we could replace those statues. But I do have to cut it. The NEA is a den of fascists, the bad kind. So I have to kill it. Too bad. We could use it now.