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The Velveteen Ocelot

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39. The guy in the raincoat hanging around the playground
Mon Aug 21, 2017, 07:54 PM
Aug 2017

asking kids to help him find his lost dog.

The door-to-door aluminum siding salesman.

The guy who calls you and tells you his name is "Bob" although he has an Indian accent, and he tells you he's from Microsoft and your computer has a virus.

The guy who's selling Rolex watches from the trunk of his car.





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