Pro-Trump rallies in 36 states canceled

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15. Somehow I doubt they had any intention of holding so many rallies

First, how are their meager numbers going to get the money together to go to all those rallies? They haven't impressed me as the sort of people with a lot of disposable income. Second, 36 rallies are just going to show how meager their numbers are. Sure, there might be a lot of Nazis near enough to Baton Rouge to fill a school bus, but you think you're going to get that kind of turnout in Cape Cod? Third, we're on to them. Wherever they decide to band together and show their ugly mugs in public, we're going to be there in overwhelming numbers, taking pictures and videos, and making these miscreants internet famous.

So bring it on, you numbskulls.